sosogamer.bsky.social
My cats don’t know I talk about them on the internet.
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My cat, who sleeps under my chin and hits me in the face while I’m asleep if I’m not in optimal cuddle position: Say that one more time; bitch.
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If you’re going to insult me, at least make sure you’re using the right form of ‘your/you’re’.
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The furries demand anthropomorphic animals with tiddies.
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My baby loves it when I pretend I’m getting a call on her foot and I go “it’s for you!” and hold it up to her ear.
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GIVE ME A RELEASE DATE RIGHT NOW 👁️👄👁️
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It’s the “hewwo pwincess” version of Sephiroth.
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Because the blanket I’ve been using for the last ten years has the right feeling on my legs and keeps me the perfect temperature and a bedsheet will just get in the way and make me half a degree too warm to sleep.
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*logs on*
*reads this post*
*logs off*
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It’s identical to Tom Cruise in every way except he’s six inches taller.
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Scientology won’t let him.
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I know a guy named Derek. I also know a guy not named Derek. What are the odds?
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He can quit anytime
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Catnip
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Damn. She’s definitely going to the next con with me.
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You know what? That’s a fair criticism.
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I think you mean mistake. You forgot your new cat at the shelter.
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One time, my husband walked in on me playing RDR2 to me cackling wildly as I took out an entire KKK meeting.
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I’m so happy to see the elderly using social media!
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My cat has woken me up from deep sleeps from how nasty her shits were. How does something so stinky come out of something so small and devilishly adorable?
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… Yes. 🙈