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Your loving and ever-pleonastic T-Bone Thirst Account and Twitter expat. I am GOING to use foul language and mature themes, so be aware of the NSFWness.
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What do you mean you didn’t sit down over a year ago and make an ‘Emoji Me’ version of the crew of the Revenge. That’s very weird of you.

submitted 2 hours ago • 3 comments

So #TaikaTuesday is winding up in my part of the globe, so I think I’ll add one of my favorite video interviews. The one with Charlie Rose. Please allow me to explain why. It’s not ONLY because he looks INCREDIBLE in it. 1/2 charlierose.com/videos/31145

submitted 7 hours ago • 3 comments

I just had the most foul sentence cross my brain when seeing an attractive photograph, and I just wanted to remind you all how lucky you all are that I’m able to contain the worst of it. 😅😅 You think it’s bad now, you should hear what’s actually bouncing around up there.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

I feel something *akin* to yearning, but it’s more. Like if yearning got bit by a radioactive spider, or if yearning somehow consumed those beans from Jack and the Beanstalk. Super Yearning. Pining, but it’s a pine tree the size of Hyperion.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

I missed my half of the pyramid. Perhaps I shall rush another person in powdered wig and take theirs while on a ship at a party. I can’t imagine anything could go wrong.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Hahaha. Ooooops. Just realized that if they have a FyreFest 2.0 before I see an OFMD S3, I’ll skip RIGHT over becoming the joker. I’ll go directly into my transformation into an Orca and ✨ Get To Work ✨.

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

Good morning, crew!

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

This one is going to get me *every* time. Every single one. #TaikaTuesday

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

Oh, believe me. I’m well aware. #TaikaTuesday

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

One difficulty I have with 🦋 still is sharing things I’m most familiar with creating. Gifs, in particular, along with edits and clips I’ve curated over the years and pared down *specifically* to 2:20. How can I get that to a minute??? Ugh.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

This is provocation. Full stop. #TaikaTuesday

submitted 23 hours ago • 3 comments

We’ve once again reached #TaikaTuesday. 💜 I shall relish celebrating with this gorgeous Cary Grant-esque suit.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I need you to understand that when I heard that tiny little ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵘᵗᵗ the first time, I yodeled so loud they tried to hire me for a Ricola commercial. #TaikaTuesday

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

AND IT’S GYPSY TAYLOR OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A FLYING ELBOW!!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Ed wanted to make his name as big as King George’s and I just want to pinch his cheek about it.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

“It's just Blackbeard. Like, just run it together as one word. Blackbeard. Don't have to put a gap in there.”

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Hi, now that I’ve gotten the real and sincere feelings out of my body and into the sphere, it’s time to be the Taika Stan that I am. Do you KNOW how much I love this????????? DO YOU, though? I don’t think you do. You might think you do. But it isn’t enough, that amount you’re thinking. It’s more.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Imagine the mermaid tail showed up. We’d raise so much money *K R****** would dissolve into a cloud of sulphurous vapor.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I am experiencing such a high amount of Love Aggression™️ for every single person involved in this situation, I feel like I’m seconds away from screaming at the top of my lungs and ripping my shirt open like an early 90’s wrestler.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Item 1 - Pirate ship. (Not so) gently used. She’s come back tae us…mostly. Item 2 - Red velvet suit with gold trim and embellishments. Long tails, v. swooshy. May or may not be cursed.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Desperately wishing I had enough talent to donate something super cool to the craft fair. If you want half-assed things, I’m your (wo)man, but otherwise I’ll have to leave it to the pros.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

You know, there was a fun little thing going around a week or two ago where folks were posting their favorite fic they’d written. I was too down on myself to join in, but actually I’m going to revisit that situation. I’m actually quite proud of this one. archiveofourown.org/works/57216757

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments