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soupgf.bsky.social
scientist, cat mom, professional procrastinator stl she/they
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sorry i forgot this app existed. twitter still sucks but the bangers are still there unfortunately

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www.nytimes.com/2024/12/18/o...

submitted 143 days ago • 1221 comments

hmm i love rock 'n' roll but i also love dimes

submitted 164 days ago • 17 comments

Doing shopping every week: Do we need tinned tomatoes? Not sure. Better get some. Putting away shopping: Oh, look, we've now got 48 tins of tomatoes.

submitted 165 days ago • 324 comments

Heated blanket too powerful I keep falling asleep immediately

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Something so silly about reading the name of a dish and immediately craving it

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

i still feel really at loose ends lately!! the end of the year plus depression is kicking my ass!! i keep having to get reassurance about my being worthwhile as a human being from my husband

submitted 173 days ago • 8 comments

I got in a fight with my bf for Xmas <3

submitted 175 days ago • 0 comments

who up wishing that they had better coping methods

submitted 176 days ago • 3 comments

I think this year takes the cake for worst Christmas ever. Only over last year where I fought with my boyfriend til I was sobbing on Christmas Eve <3

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

I’m so bored I’m so bored I want to be mysterious and oblivious in a new country where I don’t know a single person

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

If you are an artist struggling with a nagging discomfort or pain when you work. Stop. Go and get that shit checked out and start doing recommended, corrective exercises. It will not get better if you just push through. It will get worse and harder to correct. Please take care of yourself.

submitted 180 days ago • 103 comments

hate when I die and respawn in Iowa

submitted 179 days ago • 28 comments

dong quixote

submitted 179 days ago • 17 comments

My two moods are stoned :) And not stoned :(

submitted 179 days ago • 8 comments

Tips for staying off your phone/not scrolling before bed or right when waking up?

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

I JUST NEED TO PRACTICE MINDFULNESS I JUST NEED TO STAY GROUNDED I JUST NEED TO DROP ANCHOR

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

Every day I throw my computer out the window but it boomerangs back into my house like The Mask so I can post more bull shit like "Daffy Duck is working class"

submitted 179 days ago • 36 comments

impunity probably feels so good to operate with

submitted 180 days ago • 6 comments

hi i’m guy fieri and we’re rollin out lookin for america’s greatest denials, defenses, and depositions

submitted 180 days ago • 3 comments

five more shopping days to return your amazon orders and buy your gifts somewhere else

submitted 182 days ago • 24 comments

Drinking unlabeled tinctures and concoctions in my master’s study

submitted 185 days ago • 19 comments

let’s hear it for small naturals

submitted 185 days ago • 24 comments

Phase Transition xkcd.com/3025

submitted 185 days ago • 186 comments

those are my drones. stop talking about them. stop looking at them. stop pointing at them. they're none of your business. they have nothing to do with you. leave me and my drones alone

submitted 185 days ago • 77 comments

Me too

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[coffee shop] me: what’s your wifi barista: talk to the lady in the back, she’ll give you an egg. once hatched, go to the house near the stairs and wake Talon, he will give you cojiro. go to the lost woods and turn left, show cojiro to the guy on the ground to get a weird mushroom— me: —nvm

submitted 190 days ago • 6 comments

we’ve been trying to reach you about your body’s distended abdomen

submitted 190 days ago • 1 comment

I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...

submitted 191 days ago • 448 comments

I don’t think I like who you are as a person

submitted 191 days ago • 0 comments

I fucking hate

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this is the horniest mugshot i've ever seen. who took this

submitted 192 days ago • 75 comments

no one: me: 🎌➰📚😈⁉🐚🈴🌴✈🔅🔀🔨😂👱😷🌄🦹🦖🍟🐣💯👠🚗🐾🐨🐵🌅🙌🧑👦🚘🦠👒🌑✳🧜🥠💙😵🎽🏦🚌🈂🐉🔧📉🍖🐽👘 💩🕜💇📢⛔💘😺🗾🇩🚨🐏📦🔱🥏😜💁🤨🏩🈺🔃🦓🈷🚆👣😢🎂♥📏👯⭐😉💒🌆✏🍊👎🧑🤱🚧🐗🥴😾💝🐼👩💺🍦 🧲🏢🌲😑😔🦚🌍🌌 🧺💀🈂🎫📨🐶🚾😇🕖🌈🔍🧙😻😳⌚🦒🌒🥢🐦🗽🌈💆💛㊗🚄🥴👯🚥💍🐰🐖🇰🧙🕞🎈🦛📯📈😓🧖🐡🔷🌌🔡☔🎾💄🔸🦟🌜🙋🍔🏪🧷🍰🏂🌽🎯♻✈🐊🔚🎸❌🇺😌👆🇹👜🍊🚰📦🦙🚞🥭🌑👐🧬😄🍏🚰 🈶🌰🤟🧽🚉🧴🎑🐴😺🌘🍑

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

Choose wisely

submitted 194 days ago • 78 comments

Damn I forgot just how bad the cgi baby in twilight breaking dawn is

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments

Festive holiday nails I did watching twilight hehe

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submitted 197 days ago • 76 comments

Weed be calling to me after work like the fucking green goblin mask

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

Leaving Twitter is like leaving an abusive relationship.

submitted 197 days ago • 820 comments

Nitro mocha latte from QT feels like a warm hug this morning

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

What dark wizardry is this

submitted 198 days ago • 625 comments

I think the other place has been giving me actual brain rot. Need a break up bad

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

Goodnight Vespa. Goodnight grandpa. Goodnight moon :(

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

Everything is so mid rn.

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

I’m so tired of love being tough and difficult. When will it be my turn for a soft and gentle and easy love? Does it even exist? Was I not made for it?

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

I love my cats and my bf

submitted 200 days ago • 1 comment

“I can’t sleep when the room is too bright,” damn ok 1-ply eyelids

submitted 206 days ago • 29 comments