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I cook, eat, drink wine, snug doggos, and love my people. The rest is whatever.
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Did Trump just admit that Elon Musk helped him rig US election? President-elect's ‘computer’ remark sparks wild theories - Hindustan Times www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/u...

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@debwags4.bsky.social Hi cuz!! 🥰

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@kristinamorganrose.bsky.social Love you, babe. -Dawn

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MAGA’s embrace of RFK Jr’s “Make America Healthy Again” is so funny because these same people CRUCIFIED Michelle Obama for daring to suggest that American kids should have access to healthy lunches in school.

submitted 103 days ago • 1037 comments

Deus vult’ began as a rallying cry for the Crusades. More recently, it’s been adopted by the far right. And we’re not even supposed to wonder/ask why it’s tattooed on the arm of the next defense secretary?

submitted 103 days ago • 773 comments

I realize I am not qualified for a cabinet position. No sexual assaults. No sex trafficking. I’ve never shilled for Putin or Assad. I haven’t helped persuade people to kill kids by leaving them unvaccinated. And I haven’t declassified information for purely political reasons. I feel inadequate.

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submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

submitted 105 days ago • 2412 comments

NEW: As Pennsylvania's U.S. Senate race heads toward a recount, the RNC and GOP candidate David McCormick filed two lawsuits to block the counting of timely received mail-in ballots missing a correct handwritten date on the envelope.

submitted 105 days ago • 32 comments

a non-dominant citrus fruit is sublime

submitted 105 days ago • 3 comments

This party has predicated so much of its identity on its supposed eagerness to root out pedophiles in government… and now these Republicans are poised to bury a report into Matt Gaetz’s alleged sexual misconduct involving a minor. The GOP is where any semblance of longstanding principles go to die.

submitted 105 days ago • 443 comments

Māori MPs briefly suspended the Aotearoa parliament’s attempts to reinterpret their founding treaty in the most bad ass use of the Haka I’ve ever seen.

submitted 105 days ago • 865 comments