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Feast when you can and dream when there's nothing to feast on Currently Reading: The Necromancer's House by Christopher Buehlman
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american masculinity is so amazing. caring about clothes as a man apparently makes you "gay" but our position on geopolitics totally depends on whether you wear a suit

It's astounding how incredibly fragile these "strong men" are

Jack Johnson is hiding something. Banana pancakes, my ass! Tell me where the bodies are buried, Jack!

we’re about to get threeberculosis

apparently you can just walk into government buildings and no one will stop you. where do they keep the hurricane machine

Listening to old episodes of TLDR @agoldman.bsky.social and episode 26 is much more ominous than I was expecting. It ends with PJ describing a photo that a rapper liked on Instagram of a little girl rolling skating. WTF

Final Destination, but it's all of the Jan 6th insurrectionists...

It is the time of the coward.

...Banksy did it

The French used guillotines...

Some fun Spotify wrapped stats: 86%: How many tracks artists say Spotify has demonetized on its platform. $0.004: How much the average artist makes per stream. US$114M: Spotify CEO's investment firm spending on AI military tech. $0: How much the intern who says she created Wrapped was paid.

Is screaming a good cardiovascular workout? Any doctors wanna weigh in?

Is it too early for BlueSky to have a bean dad? Did I miss it?

I never wanted to live in interesting times.

I've now had two different friends with high school aged daughters who've been subjected to shitty teenage boys telling them "your body, my choice." And to say I'm incandescently angry is an understatement. Guys, you shut that shit down if you hear it. This one is your work.

man I'm so over this shit. I can "live with the other side" when we differ on economic policy to some extent but the Rs don't even have a coherent economic policy, their whole platform is "we're some assholes, you wanna be on our team?" and fuck that

Here’s why some billionaires are going soft on Trump

I just realized that pumpkin spice lattes are for people who don't have the guts to drink candles.

Pretty cool future we got huh 😎

I feel like after all this time, all this AI crap, all this special personalisation nonsense, my phone should be able to just.....spell my daughter's name correctly without me having to fix it every time.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be in space, away from people

Come to Soupy’s

The thing I enjoy about BlueSky is that the comments aren't just a mess. Old Twitter was like this. Conversation that wasn't just based on discourse

Me watching you watch the movie I suggested

That feeling when you find that cardigan you forgot you bought last year

Why does Spotify push podcasts if they have the WORST user experience possible when trying to play them? Absolutely horrid

🖤 -Haruki Murakami

if you didn’t want republicans lying about immigrants eating cats, you shouldn’t have lied about JD Vance having sex with a couch. ultimately the left opened the floodgates, allowing republicans to lie for the first time ever.

I'm old enough to remember when a computer didn't automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.