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I'm Hess. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, Hess-10, or uh, Hess-Man, or DJ Hessimistic if you're not into the whole brevity thing. 48 [he/him] Chaotic Good. Human. 11th lvl Wizard Slayer
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Do it, Disney!!! I don't want more Jar Jar Binks - but I'd totally be there for Darth Bombad. "... and now young Jedi, YOUSA GONNA DIE!!!"

FANTASTIC

"For far too long, some people have called them Arabic numbers. By executive order, we're calling them Trumbers from now on. One, two, three, four, and err, five, six, seven, eight, nine - and Sleepy Joe Biden's favorite Trumber... zero." - Donnie Two Dolls after hearing the term 'Arabic numbers'

NIN's most foreboding track?

I love all three albums dearly. The Fragile is better than The Downward Spiral. The Downward Spiral is better than Year Zero - but Year Zero works far better as a concept album. #nineinchnails

Saw Gerrera's breathing apparatus in Rogue One - medicinal or recreational?

Dr Indiana Bones now brings toys to keep him entertained while riding in style. Barking while holding a ball in his mouth? As cute as it is ridiculous. #dog

Unsubstantiated #StarWarsSpeculation: Cassian will pull B2EMO's memory core and load it into an Imperial Security Droid to make K-2SO. #andor

Eedy Karn is easily a top five terrifying Star Wars villain.

Teach a person to stand up for themselves - their insecurities disappear. Teach a dog to stand up for themselves - hashbrowns left on the countertop disappear.

I wouldn't tell anyone if I hit the Powerball but there would be signs

The GOP of yesteryear was bad. But if JD Vance pulled a Dan Quayle and spelled potato wrong today, they would sell merch with the incorrect spelling, states would try to pass laws changing the spelling, and party members would have to answer "How do you spell potato?" as a loyalty test.

Day six of the flute solo from "California Dreamin'" by The Mamas and the Papas stuck in my head.

Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?

He just testified all morning about the reasons why the tariff policy was going to make America great. Then he checked his phone and realized everything he just said was canceled on Truth Social.

because you asked nicely, here’s my latest work in progress song, “context clues”

post dog

some of yall would be immobilized in this situation

THIS IS TERRIFYING‼️ Dr. Peter Marks, former head of vaccines at the FDA, just had his last day—forced to resign or be fired because he wouldn’t lie about vaccines. He gives a chilling warning: the U.S. is unprepared for biowarfare—because the response team has been gutted.

He's the best Yes Man I've ever had.

Me talking to my Senator’s staff: What is Eric Schmitt doing about the tariffs and the market plunge? Staff: I’ll be happy to pass this along. Me: Pass what along? I asked a question. Staff: I’ll pass it along. Me: A question? No, I want an answer. Staff: Okay. Thanks. *hangs up* 😡

deals are being made every day

james surowiecki has discovered where the completely fabricated trump tariff rate has come from for each country "...for every country, they just took our trade deficit with that country and divided it by the country's exports to us."

Dear GOP, please send Elon/his influence towards other hot elections. Make sure others know HE'S YOUR GUY. People of all kinds will let you know how they feel about him.

New guy extolls the miraculous curative/medicinal properties of human breast milk. Not just for newborns. Topical use; everything. Dry skin? Titty milk. Rash? Titty milk. Sore throat? Titty milk. Claims folks who get vaccines get sicker than those who didn't. I'm gonna die at work. I know it.

"Maybe we show some mercy. Maybe you get what you deserve." #NIN #YEARZERO

rendezvous - [noun] a meeting at an agreed time and place, typically between two people If they're large people though? Hear me out; grandezvous.

Make dishonesty shameful again. Make willful belief in mistruths shameful again, too.

If this were the Watergate scandal, All the President's Men would've been a MUCH shorter movie. #signalgate #whiskeyleaks

Time travelers, going back in time to end Hitler or to toss a bucket of ice water on Mitch McConnell's folks the night he was conceived would be rad and all, but I think going back to help Sherman FINISH the Confederacy/South, not just cripple it, would also greatly benefit a hypothetical future.

Castro: "The idea that this information, if it was presented to our committee, would not be classified, you all know is a lie. That's ridiculous."

Make this go viral! Her husband’s life was put at risk by the Signal texts.

Confirming, as was obvious from context already, that this wasn’t a one-off. They are routinely using Signal to evade statutory record retention requirements.

Fact Check: DOGE Claims To Have Found Spearmen the US Has Been Paying Since 723 B.C. hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

People keep receipts. Red and Blue. 1-in-5 of us in Missouri gets a Social Security check. 1-in-5 of us in Missouri rely on Medicare. Red and Blue. We're pretty fuckin' 'Yosemite Sam' with our gun laws here in Missouri, too. This could be a unifying moment, but it's likely a powder keg.

Concerned American Tesla owners should park their Teslas at/near our public schools. Their cars will be protected by LEOs. Our kids might even get a second-hand sense of security buzz. Two birds, one stone. #priorities

... still better than a Tesla.

So tired of finding out when I most certainly did no fucking around.

Pretty sure we're deep into the "Weapons not food, not homes, not shoes, not need, just feed the war cannibal animal" part of Rage Against the Machine's "Bulls on Parade". "I walk the corner to the rubble that used to be a library - line up to the mind cemetery now" are the next lyrics. #RATM

#starwars #blackseries #toyphotography

I'm here you fuckaas bitch