Profile avatar
soursweets85.bsky.social
39 📍Detroit I’m STILL a recovering undercover overlover…
575 posts 264 followers 146 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter

Why did Rusputia go to Kate’s wedding with those shorts and snow boots on🤣🤣🤣

My caucasian coworker in here “wondering what she did to me” and about to start her water works cause I won’t let her work me to death🙄…and still not!

I wonder how many times I’ve watched LIFE, Coming to America and Harlem Nights…gotta be a million each lol

The only immigrant trying to destroy the country.

I’m about to start telling ppl “You are talking nonsense” instead of saying “you got me fucked up”🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but how was he eating those Doritos to get that much cheese dust on his pinky lol

Few solid 🥷🏽 left, but it’s not enough!

I’m the problem.

Firm believer that gift exchanging with your partner is never difficult when you actually pay attention to the person you are with.

Need!!!

I wanna buy some more pillows but I can’t find any that I like

I got an açaí bowl that’s been in the freezer since last Friday and I keep forgetting about it

I set my alarm so I could be the first person at the nail shop but I’ve been up since 330 so I’ll probably be taking a nap by then

What if he’s really thick tho?

My niece has my heat on 79 and I feel like I woke up in the devils den🥵

Adulting is a scam…it’s a Ponzi scheme😂😂

Then I gotta pay for water and shit that should be free…it’s all a scam😂😂

Not only do I have to go to work, when I go to work somebody(Uncle Sam) come snatch a check out my check before I even get to see it…and he ain’t punched NAN clock with me

My mama and daddy irresponsibly had sex over 30 years ago and now I gotta go out in the cold and go to work everyday…This is a scam!

Without sharing your location, What is the temperature where you are? 👀 Let’s find our zone buddies👣❄️

I’ve been trying to stay off social media because ppl have really been showing their whole ass and I AM TIED plus my therapy appointment isn’t until later on today so let me just go ahead to bed until then lol

There is absolutely NO reason for it to be THIS damn cold either! Yes, it’s winter but single digit and negative temps are absolutely insane

Those after-work/unwind showers be 🔥

I bought my niece some Natrium and Lush bath products for Christmas and I’ve been using tf outta all of them, I know she tired of me smelling like a “Snow Fairy”😂😂

What is this😂😂😂

We knew Luigi was right but gotDAMN was he right

All 2025

Yt ppl insults be funny af…my coworker just told this man “If a zombie was looking for brains he’d walk right past you”🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m so scared of this batch of 🥷🏽 cause why are y’all crazy like this

The older I get the more I turn my nose up at everything lol