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Polo won't blink before or after he gets an answer.
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Team is so toxic that their playoff games come with a surgeon general's warning
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I wouldn't mind being uli right about now
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Jerry's really looking forward to it, though.
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there's never been an offseason where their essence has been so perfectly distilled.
2025 might be the purest most high proof mariner we've ever experienced
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Season feels peak RunItBackish (because it is).
and like last/most seasons for the Ms, they're banking on absolutely zero injuries to their rotation, everyone else in division being dogshit, and they themselves being just barely mid.
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With Polanco back on the squad, I can reboot a game I enjoyed playing all last season:
Will Polo blink his eyes before the 7th inning?
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Gerard is playing String Theory level chess with the Polanco resigning. Dark matter moves.
U just wait.
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Porn star + movie name: Giamatti Merlot Goes Sideways
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if they bottled and sold the marine layer at the tukwila macys:
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I read this yesterday. It's fascinating and a great piece.
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A short porch with a tall wall, patrolled by a cheater, who's a tad too small, but boy o boy, can he really play ball.
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Looks like a mariner to me.
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Gotta fire Francis.
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I got pretty upset in this one, but I think it's fair. The people in charge of this org are bad news.
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Amen, brother.✊️
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Haha. This made me laugh.
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Praise Crom!!!
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The Seattle Mariners need about five position players. There is no reason to let the people currently in charge of those decisions pick them, because they are very bad at doing that.
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I was just about to cancel my
🤙NM4L🤙
full sleeve tattoo appointment, but then I saw ryans post.
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Haha. Fisch and his golden gooses 👟 are gonna be outa here within 2 years
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Not sure. I don't know enuff about the coaching scene these days. Dudes getting hired & fired so quickly it's pretty tough to follow.
Only 1 way to find out tho if ur phil cause dan probably ain't going to deliver
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I'm not sure Lanning is coaching the ducks next season. He has 2 bowl wins against Liberty and UNC, and to your point, papa phil is older than dirt.
he might turf dan thus off season.