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Weird nerd guy who occasionally makes a thing Sometimes I post on German to practice. www.ko-fi.com/sp3lllz
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warum kaufen manche Leute Lebensmittel für eine ganze Woche im Laden an der Ecke?

Elon Musk ist ein Verlierer

Ein großes Lob an den Zugticketinspektor, dass er cool darüber ist, dass ich den Zug bekomme, bevor mein Ticket erlaubt ist.

Ich spiele Hogwarts Legacy, seit es £4 im Steam-Verkauf kostet, muss ich sagen, dass es im Grunde genau das ist, was ich mir von einem Hogwarts-Spiel wünschen würde. Ich wünschte, sie hätten so etwas für Stranger Things gemacht.

Möglicherweise ist die Meinung umstritten, aber übrig gebliebene Pizza ist besser als Pizza frisch aus dem Ofen.

Ich habe mir die Harry-Potter-Filme noch einmal angesehen und finde es wirklich schade. Die Filme sind meiner Meinung nach wirklich gut, aber warum muss J.K. Rowling so eine verachtenswerte Person sein?

Jedes Mal.

This reads like a Karen at the grocery store when the manager tells them her coupons are out of date so they can’t accept them.

“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.”

Going to go out on a limb and say the venn diagram of these two items is very small

Es sind 2 Monate vergangen seit einem neuen Song von Baby B3ns. Ich verliere meinen Lebenswillen.

Yo they’re crazy for this one

They should remake mad max but set in the UK and call it Pissed Percy

The clip from night time is sending me 😂

The baby rack is coming along nicely

Bumping this as I’ve spruced up the website a bit and added some more sounds thanks to @atp.fm for talking about me on the podcast too 😁

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... www.theguardian.com/business/art... its all bullshit

Man I put £1000 on at the bookies that they were going to call it the super switch boy advance.

Genie: you have three wishes Dog: I want go outside Genie: two wishes Dog: I want to go inside Genie: one wish Dog: Genie: Dog: I want to go outside

“Yes, can I help you?” “Evening, neighbor. I just wanted to remind you that garbage pickup is tomorrow, and you seem to have forgotten to put your cans out.”

If you’ve ever been confused about what the noise your AirPods just made meant I have created a handy reference website. airpodnoises.net

Guys it’s okay fallout lore states that the US won’t annex Canada until 2072

Fuck these people play them at their own game give them no respect

Squid game season 2 was actually pretty good.

"Another six Etsy orders!" "Calm your tits, Barbara, I'm working as fast as I can."

*Don't* call it Twitter guys.

Happy new year or something I guess.

Tell an artist/writer/podcaster/maker that what they’re doing matters to you. They want to hear it. Making shit is lonely work most of the time and it helps to know that the circuit is being completed somewhere.

Man the last week has to be the busiest week I’ve had in a while I am whacked

I broke my rule not to buy expensive shit and especially Apple shit on Amazon to buy my dad some AirPods for his birthday, lo and behold someone pilfered them from the box.

I have completed my sicko shit. I designed my own case and palm rests and 3D printed them from PLA and TPU.

Getting up to some sicko shit

pulling up to audit Enron like

Me: *running away from a bird sanctuary with 3 crows in a backpack* Security: STOP HIM! HE’S GETTING AWAY WITH A MURDER!

I get to join the glasses club today. I guess I really am getting old.

Man I really thought hawk tuah coin was the one 😫 I invested $100,000 into the coin and now it’s all gone 😱 How could Hayley betray me like this 😭

People will definitely be very normal and very reasonable about this casting.

When Animorphs ended, fans were vocal about how they didn't like the depressing ending. K.A. Applegate responded with amongst the most brutal letters I've read. It takes a generational talent to tell your fans "If you're mad at me because that's what you have to take away from Animorphs, too bad."

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All trump needs to do is put a 200% tariff on Sure SM7Bs and Rhodecasters and then there would be no need for any other tariffs let the podcast industry pay for the damage it’s caused.

Just found this in a draw somehow feels apt with how things are these days.

So I made a colour epaper photo frame, you can check out the details on my GitHub if you want to make one for yourself. github.com/sp3lllz/inky...

Fred