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JK Rowling ass name

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Canada gooses totally blending in. The pigeons don't suspect a thing.

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It's real??

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Ever since I saw Bill Oakley review it, I've wanted to try this stuff so bad but none of the liquor stores around me have it.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Nazi punks fuck off for sure but I'd love for nazis who like other types of music and ones who don't like music at all to also fuck off

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Worst news we've had all month

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I made a damn near perfect one this morning.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I've never seen a "cyber trucks can go offroading" video that depicts anything I wouldn't do in a Prius.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Got jumpscared by the Skinamarink phone at this air bnb

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

So the thing about Tremors 5 Bloodlines is Jamie Kennedy is in it

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

New verse to We Didn't Start The Fire

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They should've taken Arcum's advice and named this card Bone Crank.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Bringing it back to the Silver Age of YouTube. youtu.be/ty62YzGryU4?...

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Wow that's some damning stuff to say about Tamaulipas, Veracruz, Tabasco, Campeche, and Yucatan.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Today is Abraham Lincoln's birthday. Had he lived, today Abraham would be 216 years old and 95 feet tall.

submitted 10 days ago • 37 comments

just occurred to me that I haven't seen a single person here celebrating Gromit's birthday today, we gotta step it up

submitted 10 days ago • 51 comments

My friend and I arrived at the Vegas airport at the same time on different flights. We spent like an hour trying to find each other before giving up and getting separate taxis. My theory is there are two separate airports superimposed on top of each other, only accessible through a fourth dimension.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Get umurangi'd, nerds

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At work, explaining to an engineer how he fucked up makes me feel like Francis Dolarhyde doing his slideshow for Freddy Lounds. "Water supply valve becoming. Do you see? Water supply valve reborn. Do you see?"

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your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

can't wait to play civ 7 like i play all the other civ games: exclusively play vanilla because expansion packs seem weird, play exactly the same style with the same civ for 1000 hours over the next decade, mostly ignore entire key game mechanics, and consequently never actually get very good at it

submitted 16 days ago • 147 comments

This might actually get me to tune in to something during the Superbowl

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I'm percolating on a terrible shitlib joke about how instead of checks and balances it's checks and money orders.

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If you say "SCROTUS", you fucking better be talking about this guy

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