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It's okay. I'm doin' all the things today. You can just chill. :)
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Too late, probably. But at least we'll be in the same gulag maybe.
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You had me going there for a minute! Thought you'd been holding out on us.
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We sell lobster-shaped candy and when someone buys it I say "Best deal on lobster in town!" and even the old men barely give me a pity chuckle.
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...that was also the night the skeletons came to life!
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Somebody please draw this?!
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It feels great when your bat really connects and I bet you're right and that doesn't translate on camera.
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Just build the suicide booths already and use us for soylent. Why the pretense, you know?
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Cute! :)
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Corgi chest floof and ears for sure.
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When literally no longer means literally, you should be able to use turd.
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Lush is the beeeeeeest. Their seasonal bath bombs give me life.
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I suspect there's a bit of marshmallow in there too somewhere.
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Loved this so much! Just cackled watching. I agree with the judging but brilliant efforts by all. 🤩
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The bag belongs to aunt fritzi. She's yelling at nancy for doing the same thing she did.
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The Harris Tweed museum is neat but not huge.
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Escalators can never be truly broken, they're just temporarily stairs.
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There's a whole song about how you cannot. youtu.be/sP4NMoJcFd4?...
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You can see him enunciate every letter in the gif.
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Sometimes I read my old writing or old posts I've made and think "Man, I'm hilarious!"
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I know plenty of places have hot sauce bars but that's not the vision.
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I've always wished there was a sauce-focused restaurant where yeah, you pay for items to consume the sauces with but the sauces are the stars.
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Or even just wear a button.
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This is the second post along these lines I've seen tonight. What did I miss? Who said something terrible today other than the president?
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Also baffled why we're supposed to give a shit what "illegal" money kamala paid performers during her campaign. He "won" so why does it matter?
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I'm for 'em.
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Hot damn.
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I wonder what a therapist would have to say about the constant bombardment with awful news we're all living in now. "Chin up?" "Keep a gratitude journal?"
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Am I the only one that loves this? I can imagine someone spending long hours alone in the wasteland, wishing their mug still had a handle. Do you need a handle to use the mug? No. But it doesn't feel right without it. Then the solution is found so ONE DAMN THING can be NORMAL in this madness.
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Might want to check those coat pockets before you do that, Chief.
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It was the sun. Please hurry up and kill it.
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I'll bring the passionfruit tartlettes from trader joe's and some deviled eggs.
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Robots are definitely real. Expensive, but they're out there.