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the brilliantest buffoon you’ll ever meet this side of the Mississippi 32 | west coast best coast | she/they🩷💜💙
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the “ol razzle dazzle” implies the existence of “new plain mundane”

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I should call her

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🍷❤️‍🔥🪩 @hausofholes.bsky.social

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mommy is the one who wears the strap

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sorry bro, it's lesbian night

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

❤️‍🔥 weed, wine, women ❤️‍🔥

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Hot singles in your area want partners with no needs

submitted 2 days ago • 19 comments

(putting a lit cigarette out on my palm) are you sure you can't give me any extra sauces

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my cat if he worked in the film industry

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Horny for the end of days

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Me: I love you 🫠 The void: ”left on read”

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I can’t say I’m back on my bullshit because I’m always on some bullshit. It’s called having multitudes.

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I put the “hot” in hot garbage

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corn dogs 4 lyfe

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no i need my back blown out, not thrown out

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

doctors always ask about your cannabis usage but they never even question cann a bitch use this?

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Pedro Pascowl

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r/AmItheAsshole I (22m) untied the green ribbon around my gf's (21f) neck and her head fell off

submitted 93 days ago • 5 comments

with the beginning of Gemini season I must remind you that being a nuisance and general menace to society is the reason I was put on this earth

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if you can't stand the dad jokes try to get father away

submitted 5 days ago • 13 comments

managed a halfway decent fit for our first hot day on location. i need to tan my gams before lighting tries to use me as a bounce

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“I’m gonna cum” ok spoiler alert much???

submitted 5 days ago • 26 comments

goo

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me nine times, this is the Jurassic Park movie franchise

submitted 5 days ago • 24 comments

Not tonight, darling, I’ve never been less horny.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

To the arsonist who left me stranded on this island: you burnt a lot of bridges today, my friend.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

My fucket list: - this - that - them - that other motherfucker

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

it was just a phase. my luteal phase

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I am not befriending anything that I can't someday hold to a terrifying blood pact.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

bsky four major mood groups: horny sad so so horny so very sad

submitted 6 days ago • 40 comments

cry in your car to a emotion provoking song monday™️

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hot girl walk sad girl playlist

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it's sunday night. devil those eggs

submitted 7 days ago • 28 comments

unable to decide if I should go out or take care of things around the house on my one day off… I’m gonna sit here on the floor and dissociate about it for a few hours

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boots are my favorite sex toy

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

i only threw this bloodbath for you

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I told my boss to let me cook and it was met with fear, respect, confusion

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

my body wants nothing more than to sleep in until I have to switch to overnight shoots

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“I want to stay on this dosage because I really like the cunty lil pink pill” was not the most convincing argument for my psychiatrist

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gonna start calling my workstation Boston Harbor because of all the tea being dumped around it today

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Those who can, Astronomy. Those who can’t even, Astrology.

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

“let’s get this bread” i whisper to myself as i struggle to get out of bed

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I will always stop to smell the jasmine

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