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serving cannabis infused Shirley Temple

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every morning I wake up ready to get into a fistfight with god and every night I go to bed disappointed

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going to da store anybody need anything

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similarly to Christ, I dilly dallied for your sins

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my paralysis demon is getting jealous of the good sleep I’ve been having

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looking for the bong with my phone light so I can hit it and go back to sleep

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i pray to the moon, nerd, and she does not recognize you. maybe work on that,,

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a watched skeet never gets reposted

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babe are you ok? you’ve barely touched that advice you give others

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I call bullshit! - Me, about everything

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Don’t like handshakes, might take up slapping people

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the aforementioned haircut

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women want me. eldritch horrors fear me.

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hey. straighten your spine. good crunch, huh?

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a fresh haircut and this song playing in the car really kickstarts the god complex

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work yourself to death that’ll fix ya tay

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no more klonopin during 𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔦𝔞𝔩 𝔰𝔬𝔲𝔭 time

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it was the fuck around of times, it was the find out of times

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its 𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖎𝖆𝖑 𝖘𝖔𝖚𝖕 time (in the bath)

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in honor of twin peaks day, I will be reenacting this gif all day

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doomsday scroll

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edging, but it’s hitting my snooze button as many times as I can before I’m late for work

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A Shazam-type app that identifies how I can get my needs met

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When I drive and you’re in another car. Just know that your name is mother fucker.

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developing a recipe for mild inconveniences submit ingredient suggestions below ⬇️

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the burnout is chronic but this ass remains iconic

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El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

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Gemini: You will not win the lottery in the sense that you won't win the jackpot, and also not in any other sense.

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come over, we’re making pancakes

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You can lead a unicorn to whimsy, but you can’t make it drink.

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I fear I missed my calling in life to be an ancient bog goddess

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What if Schrödinger's box had a another option

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Too bad you can’t tell company to leave like a therapist says “We’re out of time for today.”

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the perfect Saturday night in brought to you by Lush bath bombs, candles, and a movie queued up on the iPad

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crash landed my way into the end of a year of filming but I fucking made it

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eat your heart and stars out

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I’m so tired of being burned out

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Always ask if the water is free range.

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oh this? it’s my emotional support yearning

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working on a Saturday

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Absorbing all folly into my essence

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Sorry I shitposted the bed.

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