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the brilliantest buffoon you’ll ever meet this side of the Mississippi 32 | west coast best coast | she/they🩷💜💙
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“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”

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tell your mom I have no more onlyfans money this month

submitted 18 hours ago • 7 comments

Bluesky is technically a speakeasy. If you don't know what the words technically and speakeasy mean.

submitted 18 hours ago • 3 comments

hey Siri play “Call On Me” by Eric Prydz

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internalized homophobia is my body making my period start the one day I get to do gay shit this month

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“double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and caldron bubble” i whisper to myself as i sanitize my menstrual disk

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bi brat

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I was shepherded to the promised land today… (followed a u-haul to Dyke Day LA)

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Bitch, you know exactly where to find me. Sitting in my chair, eating deli ham right out of the fucking bag.

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all pregnancies are hysterical, like bringing a child into this world? lmao classic!

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I just remembered that I have amnesia

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No fucks and a pocket full of candy.

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while trying to plan something for my birthday, I’m comforted by the knowledge that no one can ruin it for me more than myself

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Humans are social creatures and I hate that for us

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

I'm sorry I called your outfit courageous

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

tgif

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one klonopin later im ready to apologize

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two Vietnamese coffees in an hour and I’m ready to fight god

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gross. tell me more and dont skimp on the details.

submitted 94 days ago • 2 comments

Sorry I’m late. I was looking for the right gif to use in the group chat.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

why are there feathers on my tiddies? i fell from Heaven. like Lucifer

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I actually do check myself before I wreck myself

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i got my facts on a different internet you don’t know it

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

in lieu of flowers I left him a cup of coffee from craft service. a damn fine cup of coffee

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

paying my respects at today’s office

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Reading HIS SECRET ILLUMINATIONS and so far it’s basically this tweet (positive) #romancelandia

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

there should be an emotional pain scale like 0-10+, how many funny animal reels do you have to watch per day to stay alive

submitted 5 days ago • 16 comments

is anyone interested in normal human interactions anymore or not really

submitted 6 days ago • 23 comments

Happy Pride Month 2025 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Be gay do crow stuff #pridemonth #pridecrows

submitted 7 days ago • 275 comments

adding extra lavender syrup to my iced coffee with oatmilk to kick off pride

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new la croix flavor just dropped.

submitted 7 days ago • 16 comments

You could all stand to be a little more cunty

submitted 7 days ago • 37 comments

pronounces pride like pretty

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

dusting off the ol “during pride month???“ and “during my birthday month???” retorts to all inconveniences in June

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bluesky has the Juice

submitted 9 days ago • 39 comments

(misheard you when you said you wanted to try a stepsis thing in the bedroom) hey babe, i am experiencing organ failure

submitted 9 days ago • 14 comments

my Jesus year birthday is in a couple weeks, I’m not trusting any kissies from the homies

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

i make my husband hold all the freezer items at the grocery store just to call him Cool Hand Luke

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

dissociation for dinner

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checking to see if my coworkers wearing sunglasses are actually looking at me by flipping them off

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

this is my emotional support clenched jaw

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submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

you’re telling me an orange creamed in this coke?

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

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monthly sharp titty pain that’s definitely a heart attack this time

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*looking at myself in the mirror while knowing there’s potatoes baking in the oven* i still got it 🫦

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments