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the brilliantest buffoon you’ll ever meet this side of the Mississippi 32 | west coast best coast | she/they🩷💜💙
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dissociation for dinner

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checking to see if my coworkers wearing sunglasses are actually looking at me by flipping them off

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this is my emotional support clenched jaw

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you’re telling me an orange creamed in this coke?

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monthly sharp titty pain that’s definitely a heart attack this time

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*looking at myself in the mirror while knowing there’s potatoes baking in the oven* i still got it 🫦

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it took me longer to psych myself up for my run than the run itself

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get you a girl who puts the aww in autism

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take me out to the ball game (threat)

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Your stupid.

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the “ol razzle dazzle” implies the existence of “new plain mundane”

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I should call her

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🍷❤️‍🔥🪩 @hausofholes.bsky.social

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mommy is the one who wears the strap

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sorry bro, it's lesbian night

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❤️‍🔥 weed, wine, women ❤️‍🔥

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Hot singles in your area want partners with no needs

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(putting a lit cigarette out on my palm) are you sure you can't give me any extra sauces

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my cat if he worked in the film industry

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Horny for the end of days

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Me: I love you 🫠 The void: ”left on read”

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I can’t say I’m back on my bullshit because I’m always on some bullshit. It’s called having multitudes.

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I put the “hot” in hot garbage

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corn dogs 4 lyfe

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no i need my back blown out, not thrown out

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doctors always ask about your cannabis usage but they never even question cann a bitch use this?

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Pedro Pascowl

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r/AmItheAsshole I (22m) untied the green ribbon around my gf's (21f) neck and her head fell off

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with the beginning of Gemini season I must remind you that being a nuisance and general menace to society is the reason I was put on this earth

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if you can't stand the dad jokes try to get father away

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managed a halfway decent fit for our first hot day on location. i need to tan my gams before lighting tries to use me as a bounce

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“I’m gonna cum” ok spoiler alert much???

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goo

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me nine times, this is the Jurassic Park movie franchise

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Not tonight, darling, I’ve never been less horny.

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To the arsonist who left me stranded on this island: you burnt a lot of bridges today, my friend.

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My fucket list: - this - that - them - that other motherfucker

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it was just a phase. my luteal phase

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I am not befriending anything that I can't someday hold to a terrifying blood pact.

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