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the brilliantest buffoon you’ll ever meet this side of the Mississippi 32 | west coast best coast | she/they🩷💜💙
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dissociation for dinner

checking to see if my coworkers wearing sunglasses are actually looking at me by flipping them off

this is my emotional support clenched jaw

you’re telling me an orange creamed in this coke?

monthly sharp titty pain that’s definitely a heart attack this time

*looking at myself in the mirror while knowing there’s potatoes baking in the oven* i still got it 🫦

it took me longer to psych myself up for my run than the run itself

get you a girl who puts the aww in autism

take me out to the ball game (threat)

Your stupid.

the “ol razzle dazzle” implies the existence of “new plain mundane”

I should call her

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mommy is the one who wears the strap

sorry bro, it's lesbian night

❤️‍🔥 weed, wine, women ❤️‍🔥

Hot singles in your area want partners with no needs

(putting a lit cigarette out on my palm) are you sure you can't give me any extra sauces

my cat if he worked in the film industry

Horny for the end of days

Me: I love you 🫠 The void: ”left on read”

I can’t say I’m back on my bullshit because I’m always on some bullshit. It’s called having multitudes.

I put the “hot” in hot garbage

corn dogs 4 lyfe

no i need my back blown out, not thrown out

doctors always ask about your cannabis usage but they never even question cann a bitch use this?

Pedro Pascowl

r/AmItheAsshole I (22m) untied the green ribbon around my gf's (21f) neck and her head fell off

with the beginning of Gemini season I must remind you that being a nuisance and general menace to society is the reason I was put on this earth

if you can't stand the dad jokes try to get father away

managed a halfway decent fit for our first hot day on location. i need to tan my gams before lighting tries to use me as a bounce

“I’m gonna cum” ok spoiler alert much???

goo

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me nine times, this is the Jurassic Park movie franchise

Not tonight, darling, I’ve never been less horny.

To the arsonist who left me stranded on this island: you burnt a lot of bridges today, my friend.

My fucket list: - this - that - them - that other motherfucker

it was just a phase. my luteal phase

I am not befriending anything that I can't someday hold to a terrifying blood pact.