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Convo with a customer I just had: : I got gas out there on #3 : ok I need $40 : I PUT GAS IN MY TRUCK AND A GAS CAN : ok u pumped $40 worth so I need $40. : continues to stand there staring at me like 😐 : 13 ppl in line now : I NEED THE RECIEPT : first u need to pay : angrily writes check

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There was a tiktok saying turmf don't like being called taco and calling him that was bad. All I said was his preferred pronouns must be trash/burger And now I'm in tiktok jail Can't see or make comments on any videos. Can't see my activity. Keeps saying I'm offline.

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My job: gives firemen free soda Firemen: breaks tf out of the soda cup dispenser like a hyper 7yo and now the cups just keep launching out on the floor Thanks guys

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Pearlmania is one of my fav chronic onliners but in my head I always call him crashoutbandicoot and I just thought I would share

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I just saw I think a robin walking around a parking lot and it jumped up and ate a small bug and landed with a strut. I've seen cats do that, but not a bird. And it's almost 10pm, which is past robins bedtimes, I thought. Cute little birdybird.

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As a gas station clerk my least fav people r prob the scratchoff ticket addicts that like to sit for 4hrs EVERY DAY and act like this is a gambling hall, and I'm their personal servant. Can't go stock the cooler or mop cuz Barbra needs one ticket at a time. 200 x in a row. Nail my feet to the floor.

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Your School House Rock moment.....

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🎯🎯🎯

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If you think this can’t happen, remember that of the 125,000 Japanese Americans who were interned during WWII for years without charge or trial, two-thirds were U.S. citizens. Including me.

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"Is he.. u know.. maganimous" "Yeah, his tesler has trumpet stickers" Maganimous: the polar opposite of magnanimous

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Me: trying to sleep My brain: "Woke is just a smarmy word for noble" Thanx brain. What can I do with this info? Stay awake with it.

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This is a real exchange I just had:

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I feed the birds at work some food when I come to work at 3. They're always flying around and chirping at me excited. Sometimes I'm too busy and can't til later. And they get huffy about it and tag my window with poop if they think I'm ignoring them, I think.

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Brown skies and high winds in Oklahoma today. On days like this you can really see how the dust bowl happened.

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The storm didn't hit me too bad last night in my square foot of Illinois, but I think all the topsoil is now in the clouds. The air smells like dirt. There's a few ponds nearby and usually storms will make it smell like fish water. Not dirt. The sky is dim. Everything looks desaturated.

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I keep hearing "I didn't vote for this," so I keep saying "no, but fashies did," ..and it does not ease the tension, but it does make a new different tension

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They should reboot I dream of genie. Keep everything basically the same only it's a computer nerd and an ai assistant / hologram he made, and only he can operate it, but it's kinda wonky. Hilarity ensues.

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Finally, I took my shoes off after a 10 hour workday. Feet throbbing. Then, proceeded to immediately smash my toes into a chair leg. How am i so amazing.

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When I was in 6th grade, I got a D on my report card for social studies, and therefore, I was GROUNDED to MY BEDROOM for THE WHOLE ENTIRE SUMMER. LOCKED INSIDE UNTIL A PARENT CAME HOME TO FEED ME AND LET ME PEE AT BKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER. And now they're MAGA

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There will be NO insulting JD VANCE on the TIKTOKS Lolwtaf I commented on a ai image someone made of him with a perm and cabbage patch features. Coolcoolcool

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All I'm saying is, if you ran a campaign on democracy being at stake and democracy lost, isn't it time to be massively freaking out instead of doing this

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At my job I work 3-11pm. I'm a cashier/janitor. The store opens at 5, and the manager is working the till and doing bookkeeping alone. Opening shift shows up at 7 and blames me for the store being a mess. Manager talks to me about it. I'm sick of this place.

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what if, and i'm just spit balling here, instead of only terrible things happening, something good happened for a change

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Retail is a special kind of hell, cuz if a custmr sees u Unhappy, it is ILLEGAL and must be rectified imMEdiately, they'll complain to ur boss that u were "in a mood" Then, if ur coworkers see u Happy, it is ILLEGAL, and they'll rat u out ovr nonsense to make themselves look better and cut ur hours

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They surely are.

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It seems like my only reliable lifeskill I can pull off effortlessly every time is pissing people off because i exist

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New idea for a movie: Blackbelt Ballerina Starring: The Rock.

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Apparently, in the entire history of the internet, no one has ever done, "don't stop believing" in the style of guns n roses, and I think that's sad.

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Exactly 😡

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My reaction to RFK Jr saying he wants to take SSRIs and anti-psychotics away from people. youtube.com/shorts/6FIjS...

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Well said.

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I’m going to keep calling it the Gulf of Mexico because that’s the name it was assigned at birth.

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This one weird trick could save the American people $8 million a day in perpetuity: cancel all government contracts with Elon Musk

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