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spannertaylor.bsky.social
⭐️26⭐️they/she⭐️uk based goth gremlin⭐️ ⭐️wife⭐️dog & rat parent⭐️ ⭐️criminology/law student⭐️
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One of our rats drinks like he's never seen water before I stg I've never heard such loud and desperate slorps before 😅 his brothers are so delicate and then he's just there like:

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POV: you're a black seadevil anglerfish...

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In other news, been playing hello kitty island adventure and @luridesque.bsky.social and I are having so much fun!! (I'm the bunny, she's the sheepy)

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Someone pls explain to me what the anti puritan list is bc I'm on it and I'm so confused 🙈

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Back after a mini hiatus - things are really bad right now but I miss my bluesky moots 🥺💖

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Actually don't think my heart can handle anything else 😭

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Need to stop saying things can't get any worse bc every time, life finds a way to prove me wrong 😔

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Why is moving house so hard 😭 I just want it all to be done already but we have so much left to pack 🙈

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Guys... we're selling some furniture in preparation for our move and today some guy came to pick up a chair, asked to use our toilet and PISSED ALL OVER OUR BATHROOM - I'm actually still fuming about it 5 hours later lmao

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Side note though, we had the cutest lil birthday party for my mum yday and it was so cute and lovely and my heart is very full 🥹💖

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I hate being an adult so much... Wish I could go back to the days where everyone just told me what to do and I didn't have money worries or a mouldy house or existential dread 🤡

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Accurately summing me up rn

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Okay we can officially say it now!! We have put a holding deposit down on a flat and we are moving on the 25th!! So excited for something new!! 😭💖

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Guys... we made a BIG decision today... can't say exactly what just yet but omg we might actually get our shit together this year 😅

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Looooove this one!!! picrew.me/en/image_mak...

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Actually devo, had a 3 hour long nap and my tamagotchi died 😭😭😭

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I thought I was prepared for Squid Game season 2 to emotionally wreck me but oh my god I could never be prepared for that 😭😭😭

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First selfie of 2025 - starting as we mean to go on 🤪

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Hope 2025 is a peaceful one for you all 💖

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2024... you've been equal parts great and equal parts shit - can't wait for a fresh start, less negativity, more adventures and lots of smooching the love of my life @luridesque.bsky.social thank you for making this year bearable despite the shit weve been dealt, I love you sm 🥰💖🥰💖🥰

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I know this won't make sense to many of my moots not in the UK but for anyone watching graham norton's new year show... why is robbie williams giving embarrassing dad energy... I actually can't cope 😭

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More safari pics!!! 🥰💖🥰💖

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Guys!! We went to a safari park today!! I got to PET A GIRAFFE!! Living the dream rn 😭💖

submitted 58 days ago • 2 comments

📍San Francisco, California

submitted 61 days ago • 30 comments

Is it even Christmas if you don't eat yourself into a food coma for a few hours? 🎄🥂🍗

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Hit 400 followers in time for Christmas, love you all, tysm for listening to my yappin 🥹💖🥹💖

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

House is almost ready!! Just got to get ready for the party tomorrow!! 💖

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So evri have lost one parcel and yodel have lost two... fuck private companies man 🖕🏻 funny how it only happens with the expensive stuff too 😭😭

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It's my wife's day party tomorrow (she's born on Christmas day so we have it early) and our bestie is coming to see us!! So bloody excited!! Let the festivities begin!!! 😭💖😭💖

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