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Gavin Newsom would be the Lisan al Gaib of the Resist Libs had he never forayed into dem consultant land for a few months.

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I'm sorry that Tax Payers are paying out the ass because Stephen Miller made his erectile dysfunction everyone's problem. I won't be sorry for the Tax Payers when we get bent over at the end of this and get forced to pay reparations larger than most countries' annual GDP. Repeatedly.

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Yes. Let the hate flow through you.

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Word of advice to Homan and Noem, Dedra Meero ends up in Space CECOT and Partigaz shoots himself in the head.

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People think the problem in California is [high taxes] when the problem actually is that we don't build enough houses, we let local Karens dictate policy way too much, and we've punted basically all governance and operations to NGOs with no oversight or expectations on deliverables.

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I'm convinced that had Rey, Finn, et al been some generic white dudes, most of the chuds would herald the sequel trilogy as the best things ever.

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Gavin found a bit of juice.

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The freedom flotilla being boarded is probably the best of the realistic outcomes. They were never realistically getting to Gaza. It's all about using their visibility and privilege as notable figures to highlight Israel's goonery. And being arrested is *better* than being blown out of the water.

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Its said that Morale at ICE is catastrophically low. I believe we can do better. Get that Morale to apocalyptically low.

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Companies like Proven Industries are why I keep telling people being a "family owned/mom and pop/small" business means fuck all when it comes to quality or integrity. Small, family owned businesses are no less inclined to screw employees and cut corners than mega corps.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

This isn't going to be true, and I have no love for the man... But truly the funniest timeline would be for the Epstein LIst to actually be leaked, and having Bill Clinton's name be conspicuously absent. MAGA would become apoplectic.

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Other leftists get super mad when I say that if China really wants begin the leader on scientific research, the country needs to liberalize. Online brain has caused us to forget what words actually mean. Also many leftists are too blase over the fact that China is very socially conservative.

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The fact that Joni Ernst probably won't be punished because people are dipshits who still think that she and her party are "better" for the economy and taxpayers, and these things are more important is exactly why taxpayers need to be punished *severely* for both their ignorance and their complicity

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I remember when the bad "pro men" pick me channels like the Dadvocate and Emily King were actually *trying* to sound like they're not just regurgitating Andrew Tate manosphere talking points.

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The biggest issue with shit like Honest Trailers/Pitch Meeting/Cinema Sins is that it makes dipshits think they're media savants because they can be pedantic about a movie. Then those dipshits become miserable bc they can't enjoy things anymore, and they make their misery everyone else' problem.

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Thanos snapping away half of all sentient life because he was Thirsty for the Goddess of Death makes *infinitely more sense* than whatever nonsense Thanos came up with. Because the most likely outcome of half of all sentient life vanishing is famine, death and societal collapse.

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I know the cool thing is to be snarky about Corporate Pride, and with good reason because *gestures vaguely at the mess that is Target* But Corporate Pride is a much more complex and complicated thing, and its significance, both good and bad, should not be distilled into overly simplistic terms.

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At the end of all of this, the American taxpayers need to pay out the ass for this. Vile fascism needs to be a financial albatross. "Taxpayer advocacy" orgs who endorsed this administration need to be rendered into irrelevant jokes.

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