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sparrrk.bsky.social
I’m gonna try ketamine if bluesky doesn’t fix me. So be warned. No pressure!
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Death inspires me like a dog inspires a rabbit
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“While it should have been a better shot and got him in the piece of cake”
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I went home with a piece of cake, like I always do…
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We’re all living In a piece of cake, a piece of cake, a piece of cake
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From the money you squeeze from the peasants, to your nephew you will give it as a present
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Too late. Anyone got a spare juul cartridge for me to go vape in the ports-John? No? Cool
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Nightmares of Kevin trying to do the same using a pink sock…. GO
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Hello, cake eater, my old friend. I’ve come to talk with you again
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“I find you offensive for finding me offensive!”
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I think they did it. Every one forgot about Dre
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“I could watch your kids fall off bikes all day”
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>:-/ dude that’s ducked up. Ducking autocorrect
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Sunday, funday. Better than a Monday. Only do it one way, that is the drunk way!
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O face solicits the windhelm scream
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Close your tabs. That person is a fucking pstycho (said in my head like Paulie Shore)
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Fingers in ears are cliche. I say one in the bum and one in the belly button. Then yell AAAOOGA. That will likely cause awkward reactions, which I thrive in awkwardness
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“No, that says “soup”, so yeah you really must love soup
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If you peel my layers back, I will be confused. I’m dead inside, what sure you skinning me for?
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Covfefe
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Tshirt of one of my kids
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Amy winehouse beat my tiger to death
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Yup
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If you could do this to the folk you gotta block
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What is dead may never die. Yes I paid the iron price
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I was kidnapped by a Colombian drug lord and he gave me one year to fall in love with them. It didn’t take
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South Hampton Institute for Technology (go SHIT go!)
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Ah, but can he cloak?
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Don’t panic
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So, is it furry fury? I’ll be here all week!
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Don’t get too close. He’ll rip your lungs out, Jim! I’d like to meet his tailor.
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“That’s MR POOPYPANTS TO YOU!!” (The toddler in my head is screaming again)
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“In other news, not to link shame, but simp cop asserts his toxic masculinity in the only way he knows how! By beating up peaceful protestors! More at 11”
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I can’t believe I’m this old
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I read palahniuk as a drop out. Ah the memories
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I do this with tech. “Oh sorry I can’t fix that, I use (maOS/Windows/linux/ubuntu/redhat/gentoo/etc)” till I hit obscure enough I make their brain hurt and win through security through obscurity.
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“I’m a leaf on the wind. Watch how I…”
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Or tater tots
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I’ve not yet met snow. Meh
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Same with Star Wars: “I fucking hate George Lucas. Sellout!”
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The mothership has yet to beam me up
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I’m fine. Gonna go take my meds