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Yelling about Arsenal, Marlins, or Dolphins. I’d rather be in The Keys.
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GO ARMADILLOS!

At least one of my football teams is making moves.

Fans: Please announce a signing! Arsenal: Yo! We signed a partnership with Asahi Beer! Fans: NOT LIKE THAT!

We have to play Mexico and they play Guatemala?! BOO!

That guy did the keepers job for him. Awfulll pen.

VAMOS MARLINS!!!

Jorginho! 😂

PSG vs Inter Miami:

Please don’t tell me some of y’all had hope against the champions of Europe.

Way before he became Skrillex and a Jordan Peterson fanboy, Sonny Moore dropped this absolute banger of an album.

HONDURAS A LOS SEMIS JUEPUTA!!! 🇭🇳🇭🇳🇭🇳

Can Hanes and Joe Rogan crying about Trumps bill like they weren’t there celebrating the win with him.

Pan con bistec at Mary’s Cafe still hits

Top right. Standing on business but also probably in the middle of a panic attack.

It’s Friday!!!! Ha beber, ha fumar, y a putear!!! Don’t limit your imagination!!!

Can’t even enjoy my daily mango because of the constant bad news.

One of the last remaining spots I love on the beach. Ray and the gang are always fun. Might pop in for an Immaculate IPA.

Bring back female kickers! Shout out to Kathy Ireland for being a trailblazer.

Mentally not ready, Dolphins.

Los Fighting Fish! Got the lead again.

Why am I watching City/Juventus when I could’ve been watching this?

Wait a minute, he was part of our academy at one point. He just got married this month. Arteta likes his players locked down. Eze coming?

I will be there no matter what but where’s the fisheye lens, Yorgos?!

I know I’m being annoying at this point but this is VERY good.

This man has been in the trenches with me. I gotta ride with my dawg.

NYC is gonna get an Arsenal fan mayor under the age of 35 who is backed by the leftist shitposting coalition? Like what