Profile avatar
spencethemenace.bsky.social
Domesticated dirtbag/doting dog father/neglectful plant daddy/entitled border crosser/Human Resources Manager at antifa. He/Him pronouns. Follow me if you like angry leftist posts and pictures of dogs at a ratio of about 80/20 respectively.
117 posts 46 followers 65 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
Posts 24 Comments 26

My wife and I have reached the point in our marriage where I should get checked immediately for any medical issues she is currently experiencing no matter how rare or implausible. Like, “hey babe, I saw a great witch doctor and found out my head is too big. I made you an appointment for 8am Monday.”

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

I’d watch this youtu.be/SLy1BwMWrtw?...

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

These people are so ideologically committed to being complete shit that they can’t even check into a hotel without hassling room service about their immigration status. I hope their towels are disgusting.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

A freeze killed all my cactus and succulents last year, but my new arrangement is better than ever. And I got some agave plants that are gonna look good as hell when I get them in the ground. I’m officially obsessed and I crave more plants like I used to crave more tattoos.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The reason liberals are convinced that ICE agents and cops are actually secretly J6 rioters is that they can't accept that their good liberal institutions are actually the gun the fascist state is using to execute them Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

submitted 7 days ago • 22 comments

This is incredibly beautiful storytelling.

submitted 6 days ago • 122 comments

I’m still hip. Probably.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I got my first Kalanchoe plant 17 years ago. Ever since then someone inevitably gives me a new one whenever I don’t have one already. It’s an invasive species native to Madagascar that reproduces at an uncontrollable rate and is the plant equivalent of being gifted a gremlin. It is inescapable.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I attended my local No Kings protest not expecting much. While it was nice to see so many people gathered to voice their frustration, it only added to mine. No real call to action was made, and it seemed very performative. The timing was right, but the message wasn’t. We need to go much harder.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Currently eating some nice cheese and fresh baked bread while admiring all the lovely new plants in my garden and realizing the wild cocaine fueled days of my young adulthood are really over and I live like a hobbit now. But not one of the interesting ones.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Brad has been released and the crowd breaks into a chant of “Free them all.”

submitted 10 days ago • 10 comments

this goes so unbelievably hard, godDAMN

submitted 12 days ago • 20 comments

My favorite sign today. Austin, Tx.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

This is your regularly scheduled reminder, only water for tear gas, and don’t get kettled on bridges. Be safe out there folks, and look out for one another. Happy Flag Day😉🏴

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Los Angeles: We stand with you. #ProtestFascism

submitted 17 days ago • 9 comments

This is not an advocation for violence against law enforcement, merely an appreciation of it. ACAB.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.

submitted 20 days ago • 1153 comments

My girl Bonita looking like a drunk uncle with an inappropriate joke to tell you. RIP mama. Sorry I let your claws get that long.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Riot season is heating up.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Los Angeles: if you get tear gas or see other people who have been and someone calling themselves a medic tries to use milk to wash their eyes out SLAP THAT MILK JUG OUT THEIR FUCKING HAND. MILK DOES NOT WASH OUT TEAR GAS. Just use bottled water please.

submitted 20 days ago • 57 comments

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

submitted 22 days ago • 530 comments

I can’t believe I got really into professional wrestling and twitter beef all in one week. It’s so embarrassing. I’ve really gotta pull out of this tailspin I’m in right now.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

It’s kinda like how I keep giving my dogs tomato baths when they get sprayed by skunks despite it never once helping even a little. Except my refusal to engage with reality has much less serious ethical concerns and isn’t a damning indictment of my integrity.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I decide to play Stardew Valley to relax. It’s nice. I have a small farm and some friends who are mostly animals. It’s ten hours later. Every minute of my farm life day is planned. This crop must be harvested. My sheep need shearing, and oh, god I have to be at the blacksmiths before 4pm.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments