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(he/they) Maoist autistic faggot demiboy that loves fidel castro and hates horses Future phycisist/homeless bum please don't lecture me about injecting my arm with snake venom, i know the consequences, but it makes me feel complete Your Villain
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PLEASE GOD YES MAKE IT HAPPEN I NEED IT

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DOGE By The Numbers theonion.com/doge-by...

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After finally watching cyberpunk edgerunners and crying for a whole week I understand the significance of this picture

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Mpreg🤤

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this is gonna happen in Edge of Eternities

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her, blushing: I-it's so b-big! me, pulling an entire smoked honey ham out of the fridge: fuck yeah it is! we're gonna be eating off this for weeks!

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Contrary to tienamen square, the protestor is not racist and actually gets crushed by the cybertrucks

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- Vova, th-thats not how you play checkers - No no, watch me. AAAARGH!!!

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Immaculate Conception of a Plan. @theonion.com

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As seen on “Reddit”

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RHETORIC - You -- against the atom, the charm and the spin. Where the whole world failed -- matter failed to bend to human will; human will failed to get out of bed and tie its laces -- you alone, single-handedly, will rebuild the dreams of the working class. You are The Last Communist.

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We should be really concerned that Nazis feel a lot more comfortable about being out in the open these days

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Why does nobody talk about Jordan from fallout new Vegas honest hearts? I really liked him, and I think his unique ending where he, Joshua and Daniel all sacrifice themselves for the tribes is such a beautiful and poetic ending.

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‘The Sims’ Turns 25 theonion.com/the-sims-tur...

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the beatings will continue until... uh... uh... *checks broken watch* ...the beatings will continue

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good morning let's get this bread

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Shitlibs keep saying "uhhhghh THIS insignificant event that just happened will make the entire world go to war against eachother" How about you sucking my dick? Will that cause World War 3? Huh? Or what, are you too ableist to suck autism cock?

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Friend 1: Poppy Playtime is scary Friend 2: FNAF is scary Me: *smiling evilly* let me introduce you gents to a little animated horror-comedy series called The Amazing Digital Circus Friend 1: Sorry but I have to go to the airport to pickup my adult son

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(caveman being woken up from an ice block) no i’m fine living in the 21st century i just didn’t know it was going to be chinese

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"ha ha you're gay" oh yeah? how about i fuck your dad! who's the faggot then?

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Oh god. Now he's trying to blame children and my grandma for Harris losing... The liberal mindset is near identical to the fascist mindset.

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After consulting my advisor (my leftcom cousin) I have determined that my last post might have been ass

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good morning

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"hehehe trump is an idiot" No he is not, he's a great manipulator that used his power to make himself look like he was actually going to improve AmeriKKKa. He tricked about 50% of a country to vote for him, and the dems only helped his success by being a party that does absolutely nothing.

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good night

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them: the assassination of John Lennon- me: WIFE BEATER DOWN!!!! 🥳🎉🎊 them: 😠

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literally me

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good morning

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My thoughts on writing stupid characters.

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dear liberals, i hope this handy guide can help you better understand amerikkkan politics sincerely, jenny

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Study Finds 4 In 10 Americans Could Develop Dementia After 55 theonion.com/study-f...

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Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back theonion.com/animal-...

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My new oc, piss Mario. He's kind of like Luigi from super Luigi bros. But he beats the shit out of turtles, plants and mushrooms with 2 knuckle dusters. Social democrats have been trying to kill him for years.

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anjd when you go to x dot com,.,,.,, they store your ip address AND your MAC Addrress!!!!!!!!

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Whoops! I accidentally became a trotskyist, anyways I'm gonna go sell my newspapers

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“dude, can you stfu about horses?” of c’horse

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Pro-horse propaganda

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BRO WHAT 💀

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1. "Suck my gock." (persuade) 2. "Suck my gock." (intimidate) 3. "Suck my gock." (barter) 4. "Suck my gock." (flirt) 5. "Suck my gock." (coerce) 6. "Suck my gock." (negotiate)

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