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spineapple-tea.bsky.social
I have a PhD in lying. Really.
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The best way to use this website is to scroll and look at the first 20 or so posts, then immediately log off once all the cool shit is gone and all the other posts are just about how the world sucks and everyone hates everything.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

why don’t ya make like a perspective drawing and vanish at some point?

submitted 23 hours ago • 104 comments

Apparently there was a Genesis emulator on PS2 and the 3D save data icon looked like this

submitted 16 hours ago • 38 comments

What if instead of him being called "Winnie-the-Pooh" he was "Whinnie-the-Goo" and instead of a bear that didn't wear pants he was just slop

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

her: I'm coming over, you better not be reticulating splines me:

submitted 21 days ago • 47 comments

every once in a while I think about this mockup of Morrowind 3DS and weep for what could have been

submitted 24 days ago • 9 comments

Is Ozzy doing alright?

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

"Snidge"

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Touch screens are boring, I miss giant buttons and dials. I want to pull a big lever to make a thing happen, I yearn to twist knobs and flip switches as steam billows from exposed brass piping.

submitted 29 days ago • 90 comments

🚨BLACK SABBATH ANNOUNCE REUNION SHOW WITH ALL 4 ORIGINAL MEMBERS www.thisdayinmetal.com/black-sabbat...

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Melinoë by Akhlys is such a great album.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

things i hate about windows 11 the sound it makes when it boots up the way it looks how the menu is in the middle of the screen the way it looks options won't populate when you click on them the first time the way it looks nothing is actually different but we have to use this anyway

submitted 37 days ago • 161 comments

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

www.reddit.com/r/gaming/s/D...

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Breaking something in half over your knee has got to be one of the most satisfying ways of destroying an object

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

Computers used to bang. Aston Shell, Yzdock, real millennialcore before UX design was just padding.

submitted 43 days ago • 54 comments

Yesterday I clicked "show less of this" on every political post I saw and by the end of the day my feed wouldn't refresh and it only showed maybe three posts at a time, all of them about dogs. Follow for more economic advice.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

I hope the dog whose genitals made a guest appearance in the burpee article is doing well

submitted 44 days ago • 2 comments

does anyone else think the trending videos tab thing is lame? im tired of short-form video.

submitted 44 days ago • 5 comments

I've been meaning to add this game for years but this meme made me finally do it: I've added The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind to The Death Generator, my tool for making fake videogame screenshots! deathgenerator.com#mw

submitted 45 days ago • 63 comments

disrespectful that people are spreading this image around of the president looking at his own penis while urinating

submitted 45 days ago • 850 comments

#moodboard

submitted 44 days ago • 2 comments

Remembering a time before all this AI bullshit when Google was actually good

submitted 47 days ago • 11 comments

I swear this website showed me a way to block seeing a lot of political posts on the timeline and I just glanced over it and I've never regretted anything more in my life if that actually happened.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

As someone who hasn't checked up on politics since the election, the politically disinterested has a rough few years ahead. Gotta say though life is funny when you don't care about politics and then see the craziest headline of the year sandwiched between shitposts on reddit.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I keep forgetting that this app exists.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

On this day in 1954, a 34-year-old lady in Alabama took a nap on the couch and woke up to a meteorite crashing through her ceiling. She walked away with only bruises, becoming the first documented person not only to be hit by a meteorite but also to survive it

submitted 95 days ago • 15 comments

In New Super Mario Bros., Mario cannot use a Mega Mushroom in Toad Houses. Assuming the Mega Mario form in these locations reveals that the special Question Blocks cannot be destroyed by it, and instead create a very peculiar infinite particle effect.

submitted 98 days ago • 119 comments

"I brought you a gift. Yes I know it's still moving."

submitted 102 days ago • 3 comments

every single #promosky list of interests looks the exact same to me. i think there's one person who made 19 million accounts.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

does germany have color yet or are they still in black and white?

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

something in my room is going clicketitititclunk every once in a while and i really don't have any clue what it could be.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Let’s fight. #pixelart

submitted 110 days ago • 76 comments

Only eight?

submitted 110 days ago • 15 comments

i feel like the only person on here who didn't join because of politics or x doing stupid shit.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

i've been here for ten minutes and a porn account already followed me.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments