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splitmopp.bsky.social
Gamer, foodie, Simpsons referencer, cat whisperer, late 90’s arena shooter evangelist. Pfp credit goes to @boba-witch.bsky.social
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My mind is like a steel trap. A steel trap that’s been left out in the elements for nearly 40 years, had a bad concussion in its teens, gets 4 hours of sleep every night, and has been left out in the elements for nearly 40 years.

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All I want is a smoke detector that can tell the difference between burning pizza smoke and omg holy shit this is for real hope your homeowners insurance plan is good smoke.

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Hiro Isono

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🟡 Peter Goodfellow, David A Hardy x 2, Ralph McQuarrie

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Adolf Schaller ‘Clouds of the Cosmos’

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Zion National Park, UT

submitted 378 days ago • 0 comments

Some more pics of the neon boneyard that BlueSky cut off in my last post.

submitted 381 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone else noticing problems with uploading photos to BlueSky? It’s cutting me off at 4 pics, with the 4th being corrupted and blank.

submitted 381 days ago • 0 comments

The neon boneyard / Neon Museum in Las Vegas.

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Valley of Fire, NV

submitted 382 days ago • 0 comments

Visited Antelope Canyon in the Navajo Nation and the only way I can think to describe it is “Seussian”.

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First time trying karaage!

submitted 395 days ago • 0 comments

Finally, an Onion article about me.

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Pre Thanksgiving meal charcuterie. Will I have enough room in my belly for dinner? Sounds like future me’s problem.

submitted 463 days ago • 1 comment

When I entered adulthood, I was wholly unprepared for how many filters I would need to buy on a regular basis forever.

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I keep thinking about ramen.

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