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spnkr.bsky.social
Mediocre Photographer, excellent shitposter. I work in games, but you better be cool about it. Show me your cat
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Highly recommend becoming a home server weirdo

HEY FISH FEAR ME JUST CAME OUT store.steampowered.com/app/3000120/... BUY THIS FUCKIN GAME U GOTTA U GOTTA GET IT U GOTTA GET THIS FUCKIN GAME

Phew lord Monaco 2 is more Monaco. We're so fucking back

As of today I'm no longer working at FBG. I'd love to just take some time to myself before even thinking about another job, but given the state of the industry that's probably unwise. So I'm actively looking for work; for the last four years I've been a lead-level narrative designer/game designer.

That Silent Hill 2 game is pretty good.

When I was home for Christmas my mother (an elementary school teacher) informed me emphatically that I did not "have rizz." I'm not doing well mentally. Thank you for your understanding through this.

AI is really exposing people as rubes. "oooh you can show Marble Madness youtube clips to a robot and it'll make it the game run on the dreamcast" Bro I'm gonna sell you so many magical beans it's insane.

Say hi to my next game, Moves Of The Diamond Hand. It's a first-person narrative RPG. The dice-driven gameplay is deeper, the plot is richer and the scope is grander than ever. And you can play Chapter 1 now! store.steampowered.com/app/2778240/...

Ok so let me get this straight: Make a game that flops? Layoff Make a game that hits? Layoff Make a small personal game? Poverty Make a derivative fastfollow? Poverty (probably) Am I getting this right?

Man, that there Roottrees are Dead is a hell of a game

I saw this kit at my local comic shop when I was in community college. I've never seen it since. I've been waiting for this forever and I AM IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

We don't talk enough about how Australia has pioneered "every bar has fancy popcorn" and I think we should. 1000 IQ maneuver

Come work with me!

We're in an absolute renaissance of bad action games.

Kojima would have kept Ocelot a twink, just saying.

"Badass" feels like a word we need to leave behind with Gen X tbh

Haters forgot that Sonic and Sega All-Stars Racing: Transformed is one of the best Mario Karts ever made

My wife and I are making a Twilight Zone podcast and we're releasing the first THREE episodes on Tuesday! Subscribe for all the twists, turns, and INSIGHTS! themonstersareduepodcast.com

Seeing my local oyster place on an AI ad is a very sf feeling

The Big Game feels extra propaganda-y this year