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I'm a toilet baby on both sides of the family going back generations https://x.com/spoogeloogie
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Apologies to all but I'm going to post until completion

I've been researching antidotes to the bite of a cutie bug

Low key bro you suck ass but high key i think you're a pretty cool dude

I've decided to start posting things my followers will like so I can get more followers. This will bring me validation and happiness.

Does Twitter blow ass now or is it still edgy and cool?

Doing a line of micro plastics. We're going straight through the blood-brain barrier, baby!

are you hungry dear im making disgusting penis clams for dinner

About to eat some corporate gruel

This is the only thing that has made me laugh in like 3 months.

Wouldn't it become a territory until it applied for statehood? Very important and realistic discussion btw

1934, E.C. Segar

dont really care for this type of dog tbch they should shoot them all into space

also I can’t fucking count

Everything the government spends money on is wasteful except the stuff that enriches me personally

One of

It’s just bleak that there’s a considerable amount of people who are like “thank goodness the worlds richest human being is stopping the tyranny of the consumer financial protection bureau and that guy who collects atmospheric data”

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

Do not notify me of anything ever again

this is how it feels to reach 30 MILLION users!!!

the gulf of america rename is genuinely so stupid i can’t even care that much about it i just hope we can throw that change away as soon as trump leaves office, embarassing stuff

Getting ready for my farm to table abortion

Happy Hawktuahnaka everyone!

Checking in

How it feels having almost 50 followers on here

A new arrangement of beans cheese and tortilla just dropped

Long pig

Here's your daily reminder that this is just millennial Twitter

Mr. William Windows the founder of Microsoft

2 Girls 1 Cup is a Christmas movie

What's better than this? Just guys being dudes.