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spookycooper.bsky.social
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

submitted 15 hours ago • 219 comments

I think if someone peggs you, you can legaly take custody of their dildo after the breakup

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

boycotts aren’t supposed to be convenient…

submitted 3 days ago • 35 comments

Every now and then I wonder if Sanka's lucky egg is still intact

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck I took a hour 2 bath and regret getting out

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Due to inflation, we will no longer be able to walk on eggshells. Sorry for the inconvenience.

submitted 4 days ago • 18 comments

Now every day is trans day of visibility

submitted 5 days ago • 37 comments

Just another reminder that community alone creates its own high. Or maybe I had too much bonfire smoke and good conversation

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Parties are fun, but the silence of coming home to yourself without another to talk to will always feel empty.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna make a regency night gown just to haunt around the apartment with a scented candle

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Might be cruel, but I haven't had nicotine in over 2 weeks, so it feels appropriate.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

People who just leave their laundry in the dryer for over an hour after their cycle should be evicted without warning

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

"Maybe that's all Bob is"

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Can't sleep. Thinking about how it's been almost 5 years since Jenna and Julien's last "DINK dink DiiinK dink DiNk Dink DINK diiiink dinK"

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

In need of a vacation so bad rn, but a lamp dream would also suffice

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Needlework, nicotine, and dramas are what make up my happy place.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

google dialectical materialism RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

submitted 6 days ago • 13 comments

AGEISM

submitted 6 days ago • 731 comments

I just wished he yearned like the love interest from a Jane Austen novel

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I had plans, but I saw a youtuber post a 2-hour analysis/lore video about a creator I once vaguely heard about. Then I took a nap.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Time traveling in forgotten movie theaters while handrolled cigarettes and miles davis waits for us in the parking lot.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Yesterday, I dropped the last chocolate croissant

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

"Lucy and Andy give me hope for humanity" -"they're fictional, dingus!!" "So are my worries, but that doesn't make em feel any less real!"

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

happy twin peaks day

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

Progesterone feels like a calm, slow-burning version of poppers that helps you sleep. Still horny tho

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Had a genuine discussion during close with my manager about how we both need more smut in our lives. She started it. She is also HR. Long live my coworkers.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I took a chance and didn't use aftermarket seasonings on the boxed macncheese. Regrets

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I think it's time we really encourage Elon to embrace his inner furry before he goes full on "rejected artist seeking revenge"

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I love reading, and I love naps. So much so that I often combine the two in the same sitting

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Minnesota is now South Manitoba. I don't make the rules.

submitted 11 days ago • 755 comments

It's always a perfect time for tea

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Laura Palmer was really the gold standard of work-life balance

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Discrimination tastes like iron and battery acid 🤮

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Your oiled fingers exploring my mouth all while Caberet plays in the background. No use in denying the masochistic times we're living in. "It's time for a holiday" All we were missing was a bottle of Rush and hot tea for afterward

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe I should start writing again. Remind me in 2 years

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

According to my dreams, I need a cyberpunk city and a trans puppygirl partner whose parents run a convenience store that sells actual grass. And there's a glow in the dark katana somewhere in the middle.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Accidentally fell asleep for 6 hours and woke up at 1am. I am FULLY rested, and nothing's open but these eyes. Haaalp

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

You'd think there would be a ton of ERASERHEAD baby plushies for sale, you would think that, you would think

submitted 12 days ago • 13 comments

Okay, but WHAT IF all birds pee'd?

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Put on your favorite show while I eat you out for an hour. In other words, I just really crave communication with you.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

you call it “sleeping around” i call it “preliminary research”

submitted 15 days ago • 7 comments

Someone yelled fag at me the other day and I corrected them by yelling "It's faggot, ya dickweed!" We're officially going back to 2005

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

My only goal in life is to permanently embody the vibes of a Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood painting.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments