Also Oregon, but just the Western sector, and California as well, although we MIGHT prefer to go back to being Alta California, un estado en Mexico, they have a pretty awesome Presidente.
But lose Idaho, except for Boise. Let them collapse along with the eastern parts of WA and OR.
I know of a lot of republicans in Minnesota that used to be my friends. They would be fuming. Minnesota has a huge following of their king and they are radical too. It scared me quite a bit how pig headed and refusing to listen they were.
You just have to go into any health centre and answer a couple questions to prove you’re Canadian. Like what do you put on pancakes (maple syrup) and what is the best TV show in history (Kids in the Hall)
SCTV was Legendary. So was Kids in the Hall a few years later. In their prime, Canada would tune into these shows instead of SNL or they were at least on par.
can you adopt Me.. sponsor Me.. or at least My son... he is an industrial electrification.. great job references.. ??? i used to hang out in Middleboro and Sprague.. My mother has relatives up there..
You do know that 51st State is just a psych, right? So is Greenland, 25% tariffs, Gaza Riviera, and now the Zelensky File. All of it is designed to strike fear into his targets, so that they will come running to kiss his ring and make a deal. He's been doing this for 50 yrs.
When I was much younger, I had a wolf hybrid. Half wolf, half husky. I do not recommend the experience, although he was the most intelligent “pet” I have ever had. You need to have plenty of land. RIP Asimov.
Wolves don’t make good pets. I remember a friend of my mom’s had one. It was good with the owner and pure violence with anyone else. He had to chain it up with towing chain when people came to the farm. It also needed to run and run or it got ornery.
Yeah I needed thick chains with Asimov as well, though he was not violent with other humans. He was more likely to lick you to death. However he was extremely difficult to train, and I spent 3-4 hours if not more each day walking him. Any less would have been torture. They aren’t pets, I agree.
Just like someone said the other day.... Fox Entertainment - playing for their base... they have nothing to do with the News and probably don't even understand the Constitution of our wonderful United States of America!
ENOUGH!
Call your REPS AND THE SENATE
202-224-3121
Remind the Scared Lying Sacks of Shit.
If they think ELON will primary them.
Just wait until AMERICA VOTERS
get done with them.
Weird You. tube didn't want me to post this innocuous weird truth.
WE are being suppressed folks.
STOP THEM NOW
Fun fact:
Manitoba Premier Wab Kinew and Minnesota Lieutenant Governor Peggy Flanagan have something in common:
Indigenous Heritage:
Kinew is Anishinaabe and a member of the Onigaming First Nation, while Peggy Flanagan is also Anishinaabe and a citizen of the White Earth Nation of Ojibwe.
I have been saying for about a 6-8 years now that I wish Canada would annex us (MN). I’d rather be the Florida of Canada than the Minnesota of the US at this point. It would also solve a lot of issues with that whole Lake of the Woods situation on our northernmost point.
But I LITERALLY just bought a new US flag for the Minnesota guys that own the cabin next to mine! I'm putting up a flagpole for them as soon as the frost is out of the ground up here (probably end of May).
It's a hacky, tired old gag. Literally, almost no one in Canada ever jokes about absorbing any part of the USA. Why would we? "Wouldn't it be great to invite this leprosy riddled bunch into our home?". It's not a thing.
Sorry if that hurt. Obviously, it's not an attack on you personally. America as a nation is sick. Worse, though, it's a bully. And in Canada, we fucking despise bullies.
You draw a circle around liberal MPLS and StP. The rest is East Dakota. I thought nothing lived north of International Falls but black flies and short scruffy pine trees. Now we know there are a few brave Canadians that hibernate in their caves up there.
You're on a journey where laughter is a crime, where satire is sedition, and where the punchline lands with the force of a gavel.As the laughter dies, so too does liberty, its pulse fading beneath the uniform march of jackboots.Welcome to the final act of a republic on life support. Welcome to Day 5
I grew up in Detroit watching CBC on channel 9, now in StP, my favorite team is somehow still the Leafs, I don't go a day without quoting KITH, & I know the Canadian anthem better than the US one.
That’s the relationship Michigan had with Canada, our friendly hockey rivals. Trump is destroying the friendly part. Will we ever get back to that place?
Not until fans and players on both sides realize that this is just a game, and the game serves to unite people into shared sportsmanship. As much as some people would like it, hockey is not about politics, and whether one wins or loses says nothing about politics.
We have southern Ontario and eastern Ontario, so that would be confusing. I suggest New Ontario? Then your initials become NO, as in No, thank you, Republicans. Sorry, but we are done with you.
I would vote to secede if it came up. Fuck the confederate Nazi Mason Dixon motherfuckers. Always been sick of them getting their dick beaters in our policy.
And we gladly welcome them! The Mall of America will, of course, be renamed. We'll ease folks into real beer, proper poutine, effective gun laws, and a reminder they're touques, not beanies.
That would be another bonus! Philly is where our Flin Flon boy Bobby Clarke made his name! Also thinking about the prospect of a Philly cheesesteak with a side of poutine and a nice Fin du Monde beer to wash it down. A coronary in waiting, but there's universal healthcare!
What, you don't want us to just take a sharpie and rename it Mall of Canada? 🤣 Isn't that standard protocol these days? Fiat by marker. No worries, we'd be choking on Sorries before we could ever do that!
That works! I was just worried about insulting the West Edmonton Mall... So I avoided any name that would give the impression that it would be *The Mall of Canada.*
I was thinking the same thing - also, why not just let folks rename it themselves. We don't have a certain person's hang-up with names - he's worse than a dog with a full bladder and fire hydrants.
One of my best friends was originally from Minnesota, he had an honorary Canadian citizenship because he was amazing. Decent to the core, so I assume you’re all the same. You can be my cousin/aunt/sister. Also none of those would disallow you to come to Alberta lol
The last time I was in South Dakota, a large white man there was loudly and confidently holding forth to his family about how Minneapolis had been reduced to a burnt-out waste. 🙃
Only if you promise to leave Scott Baio, Mel Gibson and James Woods on a raft in the Pacific. We'll take the rest of you though...even that dude who talks to chairs.
But on a serious note, I think a lot of bordering states would love to be part of Canada if given a chance. Let them continue saying 51st, and sooner than later, we’ll surprise them.
Maga states were talking about seceding when Biden was in office. Turn the tables. It’s not hard to secede when you’re a border state to Canada. I’m sure they’d love to expand.
I'd be okay with NY & New England just being a southern territory of Canada on an interim basis to show we're worth it. NY politics could be a pretty big turn off for them though... NY Democrats by and large are disappointing. Our campaign finance loopholes don't help.
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At least we'll get more Curling coverage! 🥌🥌🥌🥌🥌
But lose Idaho, except for Boise. Let them collapse along with the eastern parts of WA and OR.
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It is just such a perfect show.
Tons of great Canadian TV and movies!
"I crush your head"
If you’re not handsome, you’d better be handy
Can I get an “Eh”? ❤️🐾🐾
Greetings from Mich-anada. And I also know how to say "sowry".😀
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Pack a coat!
We finally have a reason to live
through a winter in Minnesota.
(Rules? There are rules?)
#CanadaWins
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NY, N England and east line up to get in on action.
The Great Lake states say fuck that we go before them Minni get in in the G Lake deal
Join humanity and become Cdn eh 😎
Too drunk to find my map pic, fuck it, you get pic
South-of-South Vancouver?
They shived
Caligula
and sunk his boats
Problem solved
Call your REPS AND THE SENATE
202-224-3121
Remind the Scared Lying Sacks of Shit.
If they think ELON will primary them.
Just wait until AMERICA VOTERS
get done with them.
Weird You. tube didn't want me to post this innocuous weird truth.
WE are being suppressed folks.
STOP THEM NOW
Manitoba Premier Wab Kinew and Minnesota Lieutenant Governor Peggy Flanagan have something in common:
Indigenous Heritage:
Kinew is Anishinaabe and a member of the Onigaming First Nation, while Peggy Flanagan is also Anishinaabe and a citizen of the White Earth Nation of Ojibwe.
Is there some kind of form I need to sign, or something?
#NorthernProblems
#NorthernBenefits
Who we voted for won't figure into it anywhere.
“Muy Baja British Columbia”
Same rules,
😭😂😭😂
Hope you enjoy pierogies, socials, and more Hellebuyck #GoJetsGo
What I'm trying to say is I love you, Canada!
Our sports teams are all pretty good (Bball notwithstanding). Plus y’all will get the chaotic energy of Gritty.
But you do get to use our currency, which includes the Loonie. So, that should add some familiarity for ya.
Here's what we can do. Manitobans can vote. Because we like democracy up here.
A. Minnesota adopts Manitoba flag
B. Minnesota keeps their flag for special events
C. Manitoba adopts Minnesota flag, but recoloured red
#cdnpoli #mbpoli #ywg #Minnesota
It's very nice.
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They lost the hockey game, and now, we take Minnesota.
You have the best geese.
Broadway to Breede Weg,
Wall Street to Walstraat.
Manitario!
Or just Minnesota. Less is more. :)
Let’s have Minnesota become a 11th province!!