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spookydan.bsky.social
27 | taurus | 8123 | swiftie | childless cat lady | stardew enthusiast | vegetarian | mason ramsey stan
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that's my emotional support muted discord server I never check

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I’m sorry but if your AirBNB “sleeps 15+” but has only two bathrooms, no it fucking doesn’t

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“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?” - A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic

submitted 4 days ago • 782 comments

no.

submitted 3 days ago • 350 comments

i switched my phone service to visible and i truly cannot believe how much service i have everywhere for 1/3 of the price i was paying at&t

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

A horrible story but god bless this woman so accurately reading the ICE goons for filth here

submitted 4 days ago • 325 comments

end game ft. ed sheeran & future (taylor’s version) incoming iktr

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Interesting how everyone yells at me when I say something stupid but nobody compliments me when I go a whole day without saying something stupid

submitted 5 days ago • 103 comments

leaving for an out of town wedding in less than 48 hours and i have not a thing to wear to the wedding itself or the bachelorette party

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a wasp just walked into my home and i let it

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

y’all just need to accept that the ick is incurable

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

RFK Jr blames diet, lifestyle & vaccines for chronic illness. Dr Oz says it’s a “patriotic duty” to lead a healthy life & be fit enough to serve in the military. Neither of them are pushing for Universal Healthcare, basic income, an end to food deserts & inequality, clean water etc. It’s eugenics

submitted 9 days ago • 578 comments

i remember when victoria’s secret did 7/$27 panties… 👵🏻

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

A vagina doesn’t make you a woman. Asking your partner “do you still like me?” until they die makes you a woman.

submitted 11 days ago • 17 comments

HAPPY ONE YEAR TO THE GREATEST SURPRISE DOUBLE ALBUM TO EVER EXIST!!! 🤍🖤

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

cherry cats 🍒

submitted 14 days ago • 14 comments

Go ahead and crash out. As a little treat.

submitted 16 days ago • 20 comments

A reminder that there is no human being in the United States whom it would be legal to disappear to a Salvadoran prison without due process of law.

submitted 17 days ago • 191 comments

today’s gender is glass blocks

submitted 16 days ago • 5 comments

the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time

submitted 16 days ago • 278 comments

obsessed w this pic from the weekend

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feeling like i’m in over my head

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smallest man bridge final update: 130/143 words stitched! can’t wait to have this one finished and put together a lyric video stitching every word 😍

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

"The left went too far" in contemporary U.S. politics is almost always a lie and a very convenient way to rationalize moral failure. For example, "MeToo went too far" replaces "I do not care about sexual violence or its victims and I don't want to have to even feel bad about that"

submitted 20 days ago • 98 comments

Happy Neil day to all who celebrate

submitted 20 days ago • 101 comments

here we goooo

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

for anyone and everyone who needs to hear this two phrases to get cozy comfy with as a good human 1. I was wrong 2. I don’t know

submitted 22 days ago • 5 comments

haven’t had to put gas in my car once since i started my new job

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

will be seeing mason ramsey in less than 24 hours 🤠

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes my entire job can be summed up by making sure people don’t have to wait in line so i have a v hard time being anywhere when there’s a long line and no sense of urgency whatsoever to get people through 😭

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Someday I want to share spaghetti like in Lady and the Tramp but first I need to get a dog

submitted 23 days ago • 14 comments

one of my cats finally used the litter robot we bought a week ago!!!! i am so excited!!!

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

submitted 25 days ago • 876 comments

we always get pizza on tuesday nights, but i had to close at work tonight, so my hubby stopped by with a whole ass pizza and had dinner with me 🥰

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school

submitted 26 days ago • 622 comments

Normalize not needing a final conversation or last meeting to get closure. The countless sleepless nights were closure. The disrespect was closure. The constant neglect was closure. It’s time to close that chapter and put yourself first. You owe it to yourself.

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

well i for one an convinced this is all above board and in the interest of the american taxpayer

submitted 27 days ago • 6 comments

Taurus: You are going to ruin your life this week, but no one will be able to tell the difference.

submitted 27 days ago • 4 comments