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"Six weeks ago, we had the strongest economy, employment, and stock market in history. ..All gone in 30 days."

Are you part of the 1% or are you a “parasite”?

Gen-X knows 🤣

Seems legit.... We don't want to be a nation of underachieving Americans.

Heroin addict and steroid abuser wants the rest of us to to make as smart decisions about our health as he has.

“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.” A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.

Keep up the fight. Call your reps and senators. Bombard them with your discontent and hold them accountable. Protest peacefully. Don’t give Trump any leverage to declare martial law but keep the pressure on lawmakers. It’s up to is to change the trajectory of our country.

Firing qualified top military officials because they are female or Black is exactly why we need DEI policies.

Remember the good old days of billionaires? They minded their own business and did their crazy crap behind closed doors.

The Ketamine Kaiser

The Divided States of Embarrassment

Steve Bannon announced: he spoke with Ric Grenell, and the J6 Choir will perform at the Kennedy Center. Yes, this is real. Don’t wish that it were satire?

Who needs self reflection when you can blame Biden?

February 28th buy nothing!

Hey DOGE we found that parasite you were speaking of.

You know what comes next.

For those who still think we can just vote him out in four years….

Their every action revolves around metaphorically rubbing shit in your face while laughing at you. Cruelty is the point.

BREAKING: The Trump administration renames measles as “Freedom sores”. Anyone who doesn’t comply will be banned.

Prove me wrong

Spent a week on Twitter this afternoon. I don't recommend it.

Would love to see just trump in the ring with Zelenskyy, no gloves.

Oh nothing to see here — just the United States of America aligning itself with Russia and against Europe. This is fine. Totally fine.

"If I am ever murdered, it will be because I said something absolutely perfect to someone with no sense of humor."

DOGE By The Numbers theonion.com/doge-by...

Texas Banned Abortion. Then Sepsis Rates Soared. The rate of sepsis shot up more than 50% for women hospitalized when they lost their pregnancies in the second trimester. Two women lost their lives due to delayed evacuation of their uteruses. #MOMSky apple.news/A-O0rstCGS5G...

Their every action revolves around metaphorically rubbing shit in your face while laughing at you. Cruelty is the point.

Alaska has the fourth-highest number of federal workers per capita—fish & game, forestry, and more—their jobs are being cut under the excuse of “poor performance.” Lisa Murkowski knows that’s a lie—so why won’t she just say, it’s a lie. Collins, Burchett, and the rest are just giving lip service.

Can someone please explain to me how it is possible that the very same red-white-and-holy-shit-they’re-stupids flying “don’t tread on me” flags are also like “hell yeah he’s our motherfucking king! Cry harder Libs!” Explain this to me like I’m 5 and not smarter than all of them combined. Please.

For those who still think we can just vote him out in four years….

Dictator on day one says what?

This.

I hope EU bans twitter. They must

Appearing today in The Week:

I’m gonna get a head start on this: Dear Kash Patel, Eat Shit.

Raise your hand if you stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦

Mitch McConnell announced his retirement after 40 years of working hard to make Kentucky one of the poorest, most under-educated, and unhealthy states in the US.

www.citizen.org/news/musk-do...

Why are MAGA still using the term “state-run media” when they control all three branches and think Trump is a King?

You know what comes next.

And so it begins. The list has been initiated. www.cbsnews.com/news/acting-...