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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore

submitted 3 days ago • 484 comments

this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird

submitted 5 days ago • 884 comments

Dear Manager: 1. I drank a whiskey drink 2. I drank a vodka drink 3. I drank a lager drink 4. I drank a cider drink 5. I sang the songs that remind me of the good times, and the songs that remind me of the better times

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

submitted 8 days ago • 305 comments

After making tens of thousands of people end teleworking, tells all federal employees to check their email on a Saturday WHICH WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO WHEN WE AREN’T TELEWORKING

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

Tryin' to imagine makin' a billion dollars scribblin' about baby wizards and whatnot, then sittin' in my castle, rage-tweetin' at trans people all day. Guuurl you won at life. It's cool to just sign out and take everyone your ass has ever known to Wingstop.

submitted 16 days ago • 44 comments

JD Vance Sets Out Little Heart-Covered Mailbox On Desk Just In Case theonion.com/jd-vanc...

submitted 16 days ago • 115 comments

The Beekeeper is only $5 to buy on the Apple Store, it will be the best $5 you spend for the rest of your life whether you live until tomorrow or 2085

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

if they made like 17 more Beekeeper movies where Jason Statham just systematically murdered a different category of scammer in every movie it would be the biggest and most successful film franchise on the planet

submitted 20 days ago • 66 comments

being the best hater around in front of the largest audience on earth wearing the cutest flare jeans, 10/10 stuff, Kendrick should win Best Picture at the Oscars

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

I think more people should hive this flick a try. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

Do Not Comply In Advance: bossy, already a cliche, implies permission to comply later Fuck You, Make Me: leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner

submitted 30 days ago • 94 comments

I died and am now trapped in a Ghostwriter scenario

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

If I think maybe the movie has already started, your logo is too elaborate.

submitted 40 days ago • 52 comments

He is baby

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

Successfully got my parents peacock promo activated through their xfinity account and when I say that was advanced level interneting, there is NO WAY they would have ever gotten it done

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

My poor dog had to wait 6.5 years and cross the rainbow bridge before I got him tattooed. my dumb cat moved into my house and doesn’t even have a job and yet here we are

submitted 58 days ago • 5 comments

Since this cat moved in I have not known peace

submitted 78 days ago • 2 comments