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Pierogi | 32 | She/Her | Serving Resident Evil Brain Rot & Dead by Daylight Hot Takes. Fanfic Writer. No Minors 🔞
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across his face. “Of course it’s necessary. You’re always keeping us in line one way or another, but who is keeping you in line?” Chris said, landing a playful smack on the pale skin resting on his lap. 2/2
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He IS handsome, I will give him that. But other than that, 🗑️ 🤣
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OH YES 😈😈😈😈
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She brings him outside when he gets the zoomies so he can YAP to her and get some fresh air before going back to ringing his bell in the office and using his scooter to bring files back and forth to Wesker’s office (SO CUTE)
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REM is the realest. I’m team everyone pegs Light bc he is a little bitch. Misa my beloved, L would have worshiped your big goth tiddies in another timeline….though tbh I could get being a little toxic polycule with Light, L, and Misa
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He is always up to no good! 😌 Rebecca lets him hang out in her office when he is being “picked on” 😇
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TEAM LIGHT??? No. Absolutely not. Nothing even remotely endearing about him other than the fact that he wanted to smooch L so bad.
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Got what he deserved
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Heheheh 🥰 Chris rings the bell every-time he enters a room and Jill snickers. Wesker moves it outside the STARS office bc he hates it but Chris can’t use crutches so he is abandoned at his desk. He calls Rebecca who scolds Jill and Wesker while Chris is like 🥺 (his snacks were in the basket!!!)
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REM THE REALEST AND TRUEST LOVEEEEEE. 😭 Forever mad at how he treated Misa, he could have had it all and he was just a self absorbed asshole.
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HE NEVER DESERVED MISA, NEVERRRRRRERRRRRR. 🔊 LIMP DICK LIGHT YAGAMI GIVING HER NOTHING 🔊 😫😫😫😫
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He is lucky he is cute and they don’t mind too much, but Jill buys Chris a bell for his scooter and Wesker wants to throw it down the stairs
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Such a LOSER, Uhg I hate him and his stupid Kira face. JUSTICE FOR MISA, JUSTICE FOR L, JUSTICE FOR REM
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Me punting Light Yagami like the trash he is for taking out a generational talent and NOT APPRECIATING HIS HOT GOTH MOMMY GF EVER.
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She cuts a deal so Chris can come to the office three days a week so he doesn’t go crazy/drive her crazy and also demands that Wesker take him on the weekends. Shared custody ☺️
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I love this so much 😫🤣
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Jill loves her best friend but she can’t come home to him eating powdered donuts and watching soap operas on her couch. His ribs are also busted and she comes home to him being stuck on the floor unable to get up and she calls Wesker like “come pick this dumbass up before I kill him”
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He keeps racing down the hallway outside of Wesker’s office and seeing how far Forest can push him and Wesker just can’t take it anymore 😭😫🤣
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I couldn’t remember where the stairs were! I was like the only way down there can’t be the elevator in Irons office 😭
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This is such a shitty thing to write to someone. Keep cooking Mimi
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Thank you so much!!
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Chris is a very silly goose. Thinking of Jill having enough of his shit and pawning him off on Wesker who after a week of zoomies finally drags him down to the range to get the energy out
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Rebecca put that soft cover on for him and ordered that color. His ribs are hurt so it’s much better than crutches. The hallways in the RPD are so long and he has to see how fast he can get down them. He likes to wheel into Wesker’s office and put his cast up on his desk.
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“Time to take a break. Pointman’s orders.” Chris said, nudging the paperwork away from them as he mischievously bit his lip. “Ah, and who have you such authority?” Wesker purred, running his fingers through Chris’ hair. “You did.” Chris said, unbuckling the older man’s belt. 2/2
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Just a little cutie STARS snippet 💕
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“Perhaps we can hang it up in my home office.” He continued, adjusting his glasses as the younger man beamed at him with a smile. 2/2
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😭
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Chris is SO squirmy. He gets so blushy and wiggly he is just dying to do the same to Wesker and one day he finds the secret spot and Wesker knows he is done for. Chris blowing raspberries all over his little blonde pubic patch, and he writhes underneath him, hehe.
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Too burnt out to write full fics so I must torture everyone with bite size crumbs teehehe
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I must post for our friends over on Bluesky 😈
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He loves to have self care nights with them