spoonmyeyes.bsky.social
Sober, sometimes I do things, mostly I forget. Blamed myself until I got an ADHD diagnosis at 49. Occasionally NSFW. Happily married.
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I still drive like I’m in a Series One Land Rover and if you don’t get out of the way, well it makes absolutely no difference to me because these brakes don’t really work and whatever happens you will come off so much worse
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This is what I grew up with 🥰
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Hahahaha they should keep it in tbf. DO IT AT YOUR MUM’S
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I’m still annoyed
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So much truth in this thread
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I’m 50 next year. Having come this far, I don’t really see the point of growing up now.
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I have no intention of doing so tbh
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I’m so glad it’s not just me
“On accident”, “search up” and “gotten”. Gotten has gone, I’ve lost that one, I just can’t admit it to myself.
My kids laughed at me for saying “in joke” instead of “inside joke”. I’m still outraged.
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Haha we clearly had similar childhoods
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It was the beginning of something for sure. One day I’ll probably grow out of it. But not soon 🤣
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Christmas has come early!
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Oh, suddenly I’m a small boy sneaking looks in the newsagent again
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I’ve only even know this happen with male friends ruining friendships with women.
If you’ve been friends that long and it hasn’t happened it’s not going to.
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Yesterday’s was horrible. But Strands was worse!
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This is absolutely terrible advice
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Posing for validation works. It’s just science
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I giggled in the most mature way imaginable
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Ohhh I misread. You can have the 197 of mine who don’t like my posts.
Or just be happy to be the meat in our sandwich
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Engagement feels so much more organic here, like 2010 twitter
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I thought this was going to be about NYT puzzles
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Wait I didn’t even notice when I got to 200.
Shall we have a three way back slap
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No debate here. It’s 💯 the best bit
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What about my dick pitch?
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That’s nasty. I hope they recover quickly
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I hear you. I’m all over the place. There’s an overwhelming amount to do and not enough post it notes in the world
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Exactly
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Some are a one way street, closed off the new experience. It’s tragic really.
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Bliss when you apply that lotion
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Always “the next thing” away from things calming down
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Ridiculous. I’ve heard of having to go back to the place you first thought of it in the physical world, but literally having to do that on here is a new low for me.
So far this morning, I am both you and your wife. This is quite a worrying development.