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Old man gamer, lover of retro games (especially RPGs), computer geek, writer, retired streamer. Guy who's reviewed over 500 RPGs and always hunting for more awesome ones. https://www.spoonshiro.com https://www.rpgreats.com
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The Great Crystal has to be one of the most annoying dungeons in Final Fantasy's entire history. No minimap, it's a big door switch puzzle and every enemy spams horrible statuses like Confuse and Disease. Not a fun time!

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

Top 25 or something

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

I really never understood the constant arrogance and inflated sense of self-worth from white guys who never do anything to deserve it. And I say this as a white guy.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

How's that saying go? Don't threaten us with a good time?

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

No man’s sky really is one of the greatest comebscks tories in gaming history huh >dev releases a half finished underbaked game that was hyped and panned at launch >devs didnt abandon it and actually committed to it >game is actually great now and still getting new stuff Incredible

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

Early birthday present

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

Jezebel the cat Climbs up on the couch next to you but then you pet her and she bites

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

I was on the left once but then they started putting pronouns and different skin tones on the character creation screens of my murder simulators so now only I vote for gay bashing white supremacist neocons

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

Me: take hours to read a book You: have your super hot ChatGPT girlfriend download a million books, read them, then summarize them all to you in a barrage of lies that you can't even tell are lies because you don't read books; also you have the critical thinking skills of a shovel-struck donkey

submitted 16 hours ago • 49 comments

The greatest announcer in any game (Voiced by Lenne Hardt, who also played Axl and Vanishing Gungaroo in Mega Man X7) www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XI6...

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Playing more Skyborn

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Best video game dad

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

The only king I'll acknowledge

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Anti-art, anti-creativity, anti-curiosity, anti-human

submitted 18 hours ago • 11 comments

Can we ban exclusive fullscreen mode in all games going forward Especially when games also feel some stupid compulsion to start in the lowest possible resolution and color depth regardless of what hardware you have

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Name a time travel movie that is not 'Back To The Future' 🎥⏰🖤

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

keem,, loser piece of shit, ill never forget his relentless racism, sexism, transphobia, ableism, & harassment of mentally ill folks in the past he hired underage minors to work for his dramaalert team, idk if he still does, but id know, he had me do "research" for him as a 13 yo for free

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

#promosky We can be mutuals if you like these :) repost as well

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

The violence reported is that two people drove their cars into protesters.

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

Ok I want to see this but with like 2 demolition derby cars like redneck Beyblades

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

That time I was making a game in RPG Maker and I just threw in a ton of Bruce Springsteen references because I had Dancing in the Dark stuck in my head

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

When you thought plot codices were the laziest, lamest way to fill in a game's plot but then you play the Neverhood and they dump the game's entire-ass backstory and lore on a super long hallway consisting of the same recycled background about 80 times in a row in 80-point font

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

"Bluesky is dead", so says people who just hate the fuck out of human joy

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We've updated our story on the alleged Minnesota shooter to include details from anti-abortion and anti-trans sermons he gave in 2023.

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