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Old man gamer, lover of retro games (especially RPGs), computer geek, writer, retired streamer. Guy who's reviewed over 500 RPGs and always hunting for more awesome ones. https://www.spoonshiro.com https://www.rpgreats.com
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The Great Crystal has to be one of the most annoying dungeons in Final Fantasy's entire history. No minimap, it's a big door switch puzzle and every enemy spams horrible statuses like Confuse and Disease. Not a fun time!

Top 25 or something

I really never understood the constant arrogance and inflated sense of self-worth from white guys who never do anything to deserve it. And I say this as a white guy.

How's that saying go? Don't threaten us with a good time?

No man’s sky really is one of the greatest comebscks tories in gaming history huh >dev releases a half finished underbaked game that was hyped and panned at launch >devs didnt abandon it and actually committed to it >game is actually great now and still getting new stuff Incredible

Early birthday present

Jezebel the cat Climbs up on the couch next to you but then you pet her and she bites

I was on the left once but then they started putting pronouns and different skin tones on the character creation screens of my murder simulators so now only I vote for gay bashing white supremacist neocons

Me: take hours to read a book You: have your super hot ChatGPT girlfriend download a million books, read them, then summarize them all to you in a barrage of lies that you can't even tell are lies because you don't read books; also you have the critical thinking skills of a shovel-struck donkey

The greatest announcer in any game (Voiced by Lenne Hardt, who also played Axl and Vanishing Gungaroo in Mega Man X7) www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XI6...

Playing more Skyborn

Best video game dad

The only king I'll acknowledge

Anti-art, anti-creativity, anti-curiosity, anti-human

Can we ban exclusive fullscreen mode in all games going forward Especially when games also feel some stupid compulsion to start in the lowest possible resolution and color depth regardless of what hardware you have

Name a time travel movie that is not 'Back To The Future' 🎥⏰🖤

keem,, loser piece of shit, ill never forget his relentless racism, sexism, transphobia, ableism, & harassment of mentally ill folks in the past he hired underage minors to work for his dramaalert team, idk if he still does, but id know, he had me do "research" for him as a 13 yo for free

#promosky We can be mutuals if you like these :) repost as well

The violence reported is that two people drove their cars into protesters.

Ok I want to see this but with like 2 demolition derby cars like redneck Beyblades

That time I was making a game in RPG Maker and I just threw in a ton of Bruce Springsteen references because I had Dancing in the Dark stuck in my head

When you thought plot codices were the laziest, lamest way to fill in a game's plot but then you play the Neverhood and they dump the game's entire-ass backstory and lore on a super long hallway consisting of the same recycled background about 80 times in a row in 80-point font

"Bluesky is dead", so says people who just hate the fuck out of human joy

We've updated our story on the alleged Minnesota shooter to include details from anti-abortion and anti-trans sermons he gave in 2023.