spork-lobotomy.bsky.social
Several monkeys with a typewriter and a deadline
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I guess the thing I've loved all along was public approval
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I'm bi-sexual as in I'm only attracted to two people at a time
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I am *always* talking about cilantro
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*screams in shock*
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Can I have a turn in the crying garage?
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Hey, cool nipples (insultingly)
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Self-esteem if they've got any
If not, then beef jerky
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As a fucked up little guy, I'm tired of them erasing my culture
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Sorry, I had a hotdog thing before this and not enough time to change
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A gangbang is the group and a gang bang is the sound they make
Hope that helps!
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Dentist: Please, please just let go of my fingers
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And here I thought people liked a strong chin
*shakes my distorted, inbred face*
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This just in, Louis the XVI is thinking about getting back into politics
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I just fill my cavities with caulking and hope the dentist doesn't notice
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Is that what they put on the chef's salad?
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Have you considered just eating the chair?
It works for me every time
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"My name was taken from me"
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That's because it came to be in a dream
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👀
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*takes fake mustache off*
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Yous got it
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Oh yeah! They seem like a pretty common activity for tourists
I definitely intend to try it out