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When the excitement is a new pack of gel highlighters, you may have some low standards for excitement. (I'm calling myself out here, not anybody else, fret not.)

Bundling up and staying dry are two of the best things you can do to stay safe from cold temps. Stay WeatherReady! and learn to protect yourself from the cold at weather.gov/safety/cold Don't die to the cold. Pay attention.

PASSED MY ARTS EXAM

Black History Is Star Trek πŸ––πŸΏ Tony Todd (4 December 1954 – 6 November 2024; age 69) was the actor who portrayed Worf's brother Kurn in four episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation. memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Tony_Todd

ONE DAY PLUS ONE HOUR AAAAAAAAAAAAA (NBE exam)

TWO DAYS ELEVEN HOURS okay time to not panic you got this it's gonna be done but do air up your tires tomorrow so you don't forget (Life changing exam Tuesday)

And pets. (They did fix the typo, I like this one though)

There's a drumming store in Portland trying to fight the good fight against Customs. www.gofundme.com/f/support-ni... Help 'em out if you can.

DurangoAnarchists on IG giving an example of what information is actually helpful instead of sharing vague ~*Resistance Vibes*~ nothing burgers πŸ–€βœŠπŸ½

Ok so lots of people want to know how to help immigrants right now, which is great! Here is a brief thread about what I learned from @ufw.bsky.social folks while hanging out with them. They also hold training so if they're in your area, look em up and ask if you can attend!

This is all excellent advice, to which I would add: organize fire safety training at your workplace that emphasizes the alternate methods of getting out of the building, and if you are the Designated White Person for greeting ICE, practice projecting your voice *real* far.

You don't know anyone but natural born American citizens, full stop. And if you're white and border patrol or ICE starts asking questions, you ask to see their warrant. Don't you do nazi shit.

POISONOUS BOOKS AND HOW TO HANDLE THEM: the official Bodleian guide. www.tiktok.com/@bodleianlib...

Lotta people don’t realize the only reason they survive cold snaps is because mostly you have to take your hands out of your pockets to kill someone.

Just had a sample of the Eaton Fire ash that is in my driveway run on the department XRF. Is there titanium (new house paint)? Yup. Lead (old house paint)? You betcha. Heavy metals? Check. Treat that ash like it's toxic folks (because it is)

β€œis this just muscle and tendon angry about the previous dislocation, did I redislocate the damn thing, or did I manage a new and different dislocation?” the hypermobility game show

I didn't need the extra weight on my bodyweight exercises today, Ferdinand. 22 extra cat pounds is like, 400 regular pounds. My *glutes*, ow.

every single couple, gay straight married unmarried whatever has one partner who loads the dishwasher like theyre michelangelo finishing up the Sistine Chapel & another who chucks everything angrily and have a personal vendetta against plates, a dishwasher that takes sides is gonna end relationships

Please touch the image to read it all! πŸˆβ€β¬› This is a daily Purr from my Purrtreon. Every morning, Monday to Friday, I write and share one of these gentle reminders. πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ€

Apropos of nothing in particular: MAKE A GODDAMNED WILL. If your estate isn't especially complicated you may be able to get away with writing it yourself, look up the rules for holographic wills in your state.

The energy I’m bringing into 2025.

β€œWhat radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

A group of researchers have recreated the clothing of medieval Nubian royalty and clergy from the wall paintings in the cathedral of Faras, which sits at the border of modern Egypt and Sudan.

Johnny Somali, the nuisance streamer who travels the world committing the most culturally offensive felonies he can for views, is now in Korea. Mock-assaulting memorials to sex crime victims, Actual-harassing women, spraying rotten fish juice on subway strangers. And he is absolutely screwed. 🧡

For all my historical and sewing friends - one of the rewards is a heap of blackwork patterns. www.kickstarter.com/projects/hab...