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I write literature and software. Latest short story upcoming in the journal The Nature of Things: Duality and Paradox.
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Product makes me want to run into a pillar at platform nine and three quarters

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Warner Bros really writing Tolkien like it's darth maul with horses when all I want is The Great Hobbiton Hoedown starring Flamshickle Berrywickle

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can you spot the difference?

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ronald out here plundering costco for rao's tomato sauce six packs like the last time he baked ziti wasn't 1995

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if I ever meet the fella who invented regex I'm gonna ^(?:\x62(?:\x65\x67)\x20)?(?:\x66\x6f\x72)\x20(?:\x66(?:\x6f(?:\x72(?:\x67(?:\x69(?:\x76(?:\x65(?:\x6e(?:\x65\x73\x73)))))))))$

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question mark really just makes a ? sound like it thinks I’m some gullible clown

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asked mom for spare pecans. "you mean pecans?" "yeah." "why do you say it like that." "like what." "peekins." "do you have any" I ask. "you won't believe it Shaine your father is vomiting" "oh." "thanksgiving is cancelled." "oh." "don't bother with the sweet potato casserole."

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staggering Larry energy

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to the office thanksgiving potluck some unknown hero brought two full baking sheets of crabcakes. extremely powerful. they put a mirepoix in them and everything. yet I will be stoned plumb to death if I show my face this thursday without my signature sweet potato casserole

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What exactly is that tomfoolery turkeys got on their face

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trapped into making that god damned thanksgiving sweet potato casserole this year again and idk if my fucking heart can take it

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