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Leland | 33 | M crocheter 🧶 niche rules enthusiast 📝 sheep 🐏 avi thx to @bixbyte 💙
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I was born to be a banker in this century bc if I was born during the Qing dynasty I would have been putting the yuanbao in my mouth.

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looks at my retirement account and starts bawling

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praying to the Mary Berry and Julia Child and Ben Franklin that the power at least lasts long enough to bake this pound cake

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hot contender for Horniest Courtroom Photo of All Time

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I never learned to drive because at first I didn't feel the need to, and then when I got older and less stable I knew driving was going to be the thing that got me from here to The End, and it only got worse when a coworker actually did kill herself by going over the bridge in the city.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

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new tf2 update is awesome

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Tiny dancer! Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.

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I want to give a [REDACTED] but it's been so long I feel like I'm not up on the new tech. what if it's different now?

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no Lee. no, you can't do this today. it's Valentine's day. you need to be normal.

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re-reading the final rule that just got quashed re: overdraft fee caps and I'm going to pull out all my hair. the CFPB was looking for institutions to implement *breakeven* fees! breakeven!!!! and the fees that are over that benchmark would gave been subject to TILA rules.

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Suddenly!! Armpit Play

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every time I edit, I worry I've suddenly developed a unique form of coprolalia that only applies to the written word, and it causes me to insert obscenities into the docs I'm reviewing.

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Happy ten years to this bad boy.

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in defense of the minions - a zine i made for my november patreon rewards 🧵 #comics #artsky

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GIVE IT UP FOR CFPB DIRECTOR #3!!!!!!

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partner JUST got home and the Mormons have already taken them... can I have NOTHING on this Monday

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AND they closed my care credit card for no reason??? I'm going to start biting

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boy howdy she sure weren't lying when she said it's a Monday

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did not expect to see Trolls porn when I clicked on a post hashtagged "trollsex" but at the same time I'm not totally sure what I expected.

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Two new goblets! I love this form! #pottery #goblet #chalice #glaze

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Bunnies grow in strawberry bushes 🍓

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Hi!!

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anyway before the snow started turning into slush, some of the kids at the complex made a snowman :)

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"one of our witnesses, Coinbase, reports being mistreated." boohoo... regulate my dick n balls sir

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oh MAN Maxine is sounding rough

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the big stupid moron they shoved into the CFPB has decided to halt everything so I guess we can kiss those rules for overdraft fees and medical debt reporting goodbye

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snow :) ☃️

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every once in a while I remember that fantroll artist who drew improbably huge titties and hyper preg, but insisted - ADAMANTLY - it was not a sex or fetish thing when it was most certainly a sex or fetish thing.

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had an ad pop up on YouTube while I was looking away where a woman was inviting ppl to sniff her pits all day or something and idk what the ad was even for I kinda just whited out

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trying out a hair mask and biotin gummies and they're combining like the wonder twins to make my hair too powerful

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