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Artist but mostly aspirational now, I’m above legal drinking age, I’ll post nsfw art 🔞
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I'm going to thread a list of my favorite items I found while Christmas shopping on Etsy along with links. We'll start with ham bag www.etsy.com/listing/1828...

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This scene | #nosferatu |

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La petite mort #nosferatu #nosferatu2024 #ellenhutter #countorlok

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Appetite | #nosferatu |

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Count Orlok #Nosferatu

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Piece from Patreon

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8番出口で異変探ししてほしい

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look i made it the 1979 ibm warning

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From Ursula K. LeGuin’s introduction to “The Left Hand of Darkness:”

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I am nothing but an appetite… Still thinking about Nosferatu. #illustration #nosferatu

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waaaaay too many people in the middle imo

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My Warlock Dolores and her maid Lottie 🧡💛

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Lady

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A study of Springtime by pierre auguste cot

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Concept paintings by Eyvind Earle for Sleeping Beauty (1959), dir. Clyde Geronimi, Walt Disney Productions

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New Wind. ☁️

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Escaping Hyrule Castle (2023)

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my bf calls helping short people get stuff "The Giants' Creed" and treats it as a sacred obligation

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Rudy Giuliani is in court for a contempt hearing today -- which could see him fined or jailed -- and is primarily concerned with his depiction by veteran court sketch artist Jane Rosenberg, who he asked to make him look good and said, "The last time you made me look like my dog."

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I was reminded that I haven’t shared this cutie in a while. Dandelion Opossum - 2019 [ #art #illustration #botanimals ]

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My first completed illustration of the year is a follow up to one of my most popular illustrations (linked below). This new one is titled "Fealty." 😁

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More fairies loving each other💜 #fairies #nsfw #nsfw #sapphic #fairy

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oc nation RISE‼️

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One of the most unforgettable images capturing the vibrant promise of the new year, by the great Bauhaus artist László Moholy-Nagy: 7 A.M. (New Year's Morning), c. 1930 www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...

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I only had four real drawings this year, it’s been Exhausting at work but they’re still nice

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Frieren

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Favorite drawings from France

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brother got me lo fucking scorpione for hanukkah so pleased

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The problem with cadfeal portrayed by Derek Jacobi is im supposed to believe he got MAD wenches during the crusades and doesn’t have the air of a sexless gay man in this series

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Then no one should expect fast food.

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✨⭐

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objects of affection, now on sale for 40% off taylor-titmouse.itch.io/objects

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infuriating: local man succeeds immediately after returning to his comfort zone anyway her name is atra menta now

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news outlets only really picked up on "netflix wants screenwriters to describe every action" thing but the entire essay it's from is worth reading www.nplusonemag.com/issue-49/ess... in particular, this section really shows how the entertainment industry blew itself up for smoke and mirrors

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This piece about Toshi Seeger in the new Bob Dylan movie is a hilarious explainer of the very Hollywood problem: “there’s a woman in this story that we can’t get rid of because she kind of ran everything so what can we possibly do?” merrillmarkoe.substack.com/p/a-complete...

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And my most toxic OTP 😔 my imperial agent and Hunter from swtor.

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Mr Pink 🩷🩷 Yarra Ranges National Park, 28/12/24 #birds #ozbirds #ausbirds #nature #wildlife #robin #pinkrobin

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Warm up Mel sketch She's a lil bashful #Sketch #NSFWart #WIP

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this is a summary of my account

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i really wanna do a part ii of this.. this au was just really good, i still think about it. I love a fucked up couple who cant touch each other despite being so close

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a poster for when the traditional animated movie drops (jk). #thenutcracker #illustration #artpost

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time once again for #AndyNook content at 4am

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My favorite pieces from 2024

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Do u see the half inch of water on our unsealed floor??? It’s sewage water!!!! We served 167 people that day!! Owners couldn’t be Fuckign Contacted!! It’s Christmas Eve they were having a Family Christmas

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So true

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