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sqferryman.bsky.social
Mid-life crisis actor.
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I can barely manage a three-hour bender these days.
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Pollock Halls?
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I wonder what the Twitter equivalent of the execution machine from "In the Penal Colony" would be.
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I wish I hadn't.
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I had a soft spot for the Bloom County parody: www.themacattic.com/title/1ba14c...
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If only there was some way they could both lose.
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Yavin IV
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Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
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I think Hurt was before Eccleston.
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We don't do mushy peas in Scotland. Too close to healthy eating.
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Did not see that coming.
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Viewers in Scotland have their own programme: taps-aff.co.uk
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How many watches is too many? Asking for a friend.
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$650? Might as well go for these if you're going to get into trouble: www.norsefoundry.com/products/nim...
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Have you thought of proposing a more ridiculous purchase (15k watch for example) and letting her negotiate you down to the dice?
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Years ago, when software came in boxes on a shelf, I saw an advert for an astrologer who would forecast the optimal date for releasing your software.
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Something to look forward to when I retire. Maybe they'll replace the university exam based anxiety dreams I still have forty years after graduation.
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You'll always be the "Bacon cat guy" to me.
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I had one of those. A piece of clunky junk.
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Looks as though the whole story is a fabrication. The photo is from a stock site and there's no trace of any bankers with the names given in the article.
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I've often thought you might be able to make a few quid from the faithful with a Saints Top Trumps set.
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I thought that had to be a wind-up. Surely not even the Telegraph could be that witless. But no, there it is on the website.
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I'm stealing "Fag-Ash Führer" for future use.
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We could do a lot worse than her.
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From 'A Fish Called Wanda': Otto: Apes don't read philosophy. Wanda: Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it.
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Nice.
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It makes excellent ammunition too.
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I wrote this over two years ago, and every single word is still true www.newscientist.com/article/mg25...
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He won't be needing it for a while.
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Wait until they find out about The Archers.
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But wait! We haven't had time to explain the rules of English pronunciation...
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Dutch registered by any chance?
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The New Managment amusement park.
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I believe the correct response is "The slave-owners' rebellion".