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name of lia!!!!! she her 19 :) i like to look at jokes and put them on my blog
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if anyone could do anything about any of this that’d be so appreciated

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Kill Mom

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Just had all of the cool powers I had at the beginning taken away from me and now I have to spend the next several years unlocking them again. Fuck my life

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

YO IF THAT VIDEO DON'T GOT THOSE BOUNCY-ASS CAPTIONS IN THE FAKEASS MRBEAST SHARPIE FONT I AM ********NOT********** CLICKING ON THAT SHIT HOMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL FIND WHERE YOU LIVE AND GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak

submitted 13 days ago • 106 comments

The Philadelphia Eagles are playing a powerfully erotic football game.

submitted 13 days ago • 15 comments

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

submitted 16 days ago • 353 comments

we really could stand to drive home the materialist nature of gender theory / transfeminist theory etc vs the idealism and superstition of cissexism, patriarchy, etc. no more of the “born in the wrong body” type stuff. transsexuality is not an identity, it’s a lived experience, a mode of becoming

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

how did he type with boxing gloves on

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Product Enlarged to Show Dopeness

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only...

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i am Loved

submitted 21 days ago • 15 comments

The_Solver: talking to the puzzle tortoise mystery26: Forbidden lovetheunknown: thats not allowed The_Solver: i think ive solved the puzzle on his shell lovetheunknown: do not solve him mystery26: Dont solve. There will be a rebuke The_Solver: he has opened mystery26: Leave lovetheunknown: leave now

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

I gave her a kiss on her little head

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i perfected my technique #cat #cats #catsofbluesky

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

you know we like to make jokes on here at mark zuckerberg's expense, about how he looks, speaks, and acts. but sometimes you have to step back and remember that all of those mean-spirited things are true. he looks like if you boiled a toad and stretched it out into a guy

submitted 23 days ago • 41 comments

Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier

submitted 24 days ago • 87 comments

of course i have the utmost respect for the angry video game nerd's opinion, but personally, i'd definitely prefer to play all those shitty games that suck ass than do any of that.

submitted 24 days ago • 7 comments

finally i can use this to show him some pain

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quick babe my pussy is at low tide let’s check for creatures

submitted 29 days ago • 4 comments

People only like music because of what it sounds like and how it makes them feel..

submitted 29 days ago • 18 comments

when we say death before detransition trans people will not be the ones dying. by the way

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