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🚨 NEW from the Palestinian NGO Network (PNGO): Gaza has entered a full-blown famine. Israel is deliberately starving 2 million people — bombing bakeries, blocking food, and cutting off water. This is not a crisis. It’s genocide. A thread 🧵

Nearly 3 years of conflict in Sudan. Mass killings. Sexual violence. Starvation used as a weapon. ⚠️🇸🇩 And the world keeps looking away. African lives matter too. 💔⚖️ #Sudan #HumanRights #JusticeForSudan 🔗 www.jurist.org/news/2025/04...

NEW PAPER, JUST OUT! 👀 Insects from the '70s and '80s were already collecting microplastic, decades before the term microplastic even existed. 🤯 A thread on the surprising history of this pollutant and the incredible insect larvae that helped us uncover it. 🐛 Let's dive in! 🧵👇 1/x

It’s easy to file taxes when you work minimum wage with zero assets

I loved this book! Wonder how it will play out. No nervous Sara waiting for Will. I wonder how many books will become episodes #willtrent @willtrenton.bsky.social @karinslaughter.com

Want to catch up on all—yes, *all*—the #HandsOff protests this weekend? @donnermaps.bsky.social has collected Bluesky posts of photos from more than 1,100 cities great and small on this interactive map -->

Just wanna remind y'all that Yemen's Red Sea blockade, in defense of Palestinians, is squarely supported by international law. Yeah, the same one the west invented. But the country is being ruthlessly bombed by the U.S. to ensure israeli impunity for its continued siege and genocide in Palestine. 🤷🏾‍♂️

If 1 cardiologist actually read the results of my scan they would have realised my veins are doing opposite of what is expected and requires intervention NOW and not a “well look in 6 months”

I work for a massive home retail conglomerate on their customer service lines. They are not prepared for the cost increases from these tariffs. It will really hurt the business. I hate my job so I’m happy. But it’s going to fuck ALL of us #liberationday #tariffs

Jim Banks. Flaming embarrassment to the Senate.

I know a lot of people think reciprocal tariffs are an incredible way to show a backbone. When their iPhone costs 50% more this fall they’re not going to understand they asked for this. 🎺 is going to spend trillions to fixer-up the entire country?

I never wanted kids. Having witnessed the “miracle” of childbirth on @hbomax.bsky.social I am even more certain.

You couldn’t convince me there was a hotter man alive

what booker is doing right now is an example of what i mean when i say things like “we need more ambition right now.” there is room in american politics right now for people with ambition to take big stands and reap the rewards. he’s doing it!

Funny how the media already forgot about the Signal scandal already, eh? Remind me, how long did they obsess about Hillary’s email server?

Imagine having to kick this sweet face out of bed because we both need a pre sleep wee #dog #dog.sky #goldendoodle #doodle #puppy #idontknowbskytags

$8816 FOR A LAMP! I MAKE $2200 PER MONTH. I even got a 2 cent raise when the minimum wage was raised. Before I had a raise of $15.48 from $15.45 originally.

Reminder for all my neurodivergent people out there: at midnight it becomes April Fools Day. Trust nothing. Trust no one. Not everything will be a lie, but operate under the assumption that everything is a lie until proven true.

So….no spine there

How can I sleep all night on the precipice of deep sleep but wake up at 6 and have 3 hours of restorative sleep!?

#OTD in 2021, Lewis Hamilton won the Bahrain Grand Prix 2021, It was an epic start to the 2021 season one of the best seasons of all time!🏆 🥇 Lewis Hamilton 🥈 Max Verstappen 🥉 Valtteri Bottas #BahrainGP 🇧🇭 #F1 | March 28, 2021

Sir Lewis Hamilton X 🇯🇵| #JapaneseGP #lewishamilton #scuderiaferrari VIA: [GazzettaFerrari]

This is insulting and disastrous for RB. The careers of Yuki and Liam hang in the balance through no fault of their own

This is Rex. His ears have been pretty itchy due to an infection and needed a special medicated cleaning. Needless to say, it hit the spot. 13/10

If you have a guest Wi-Fi I want the password somewhere in the office. I don’t like asking because I hate talking to people.

I wrote a tweet about student loans. I asked how I afford $690/month when I make 1950/month. A reporter reached out to discuss it for an article. A “real” journalist that adults deem “real” news. I doubt anyone reading cares about being crippled by loans. But it was nice to say my piece

I paid $11 for 18 eggs #eggshortage

After Boeing donated $1M into inauguration fund, it has been now awarded with a $20B+ engineering and manufacturing development contract that will lead to hundreds of billions of dollars in orders over the contract's multi-decade lifetime. ⬇️

I forgot to tweet when I was listening! I knew someone in Los Angeles (the valley) who had multiple DUI arrests and they put a breathalyser on her steering wheel. She couldn’t drive unless she was 0.00. Why didn’t they do that for Karen Huger!? @crissle.com

A podium of my least favourite drivers all in one race. #f1

I knew Max would end up p1

Petition for Ruth and Laura to take over f1tv commentary. #ausgp #f1

i need someone to measure my room so i can get the measurements to understand how to put things in a different way because my telly is in the corner and my neck hurts because it isn't flat on?? i want to use one of those cool room planner things. but idk the measurements

this bitch is so on brand

Lewis looks so happy and relaxed. Loving the pop of red on his shoes! Caveat that everyone looks the freshest on the first day and in 5 races everyone might be less perky? #formula1 #f1 #teamlh #team44