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Opening up today's #SquidDnD session with shots of Malort because it has been A Fucking Time this month and we're all, as a party, Going Through It.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

A VERY minor complaint in light of, you know, everything but America making me root for Brad fucking Marchand is just truly a hellscape.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Time to evict AirBnB from your life, if you have't already.

submitted 7 days ago • 209 comments

To quote the Beaverton: “Nation being threatened with annexation reminded to be polite to would-be conqueror's special song.”

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

America's nuclear arsenal is already aging and poorly secured and a global threat by its mere existence. Thank goodness we're... firing the people duct taping it together.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I fear that people are going to mistake a lot of Canadian reactions for intense patriotism. A lot of us are still pretty pissed at our own country CONSTANTLY, but we just hate yours MORE right now, and we're actually very spiteful.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Editorial note: fascism is not insanity, and the language of mental illness should not be used to describe the hearts and minds of evil men.

submitted 9 days ago • 127 comments

This is where you go to tell the National Park Service to restore the word "transgender" in its entry on the Stonewall monument. (Scroll down.)

submitted 10 days ago • 519 comments

If they're going to be dicks, so can we.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

There was a cybertruck in a mechanic’s parking lot in downtown Toronto yesterday and everyone kept stopping and laughing at it. No, thats it. That’s the whole story.

submitted 11 days ago • 26 comments

Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private email server or Elon Musk giving full access to all government information to a nineteen-year old named Big Balls with ties to a child pornography collective known for its extortion techniques, both sides have played loose with security.

submitted 12 days ago • 121 comments

I am a healthy adult and the closest I have come to hospitalization (other than breaking my leg) was from the flu. It's the sickest I have been in my adult life. Get your fucking shots.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Never stop winning, guys.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Tired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they're racist Wired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they feel attacked by his anti-pedophile stance

submitted 13 days ago • 86 comments

"Kendrick's performance didn't achieve anything" well all of the racists are currently having a unified meltdown, so. It did SOMEthing right 🤭🤭

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

Kendrick's Superbowl halftime show was like the Large Hadron Collider for being a hater. we have discovered entirely new forms of hate thanks to his trailblazing work.

submitted 13 days ago • 93 comments

I don't follow the NFL but I do know that Saquon Barkley was more reliable in my fantasy football pool than Mahomes or Kelce and that people falling off greased up poles is funny. Therefore, go Eagles.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I know Americans have big problems to worry about at home but, holy sweet fuck, the international damage that is being done by this dipshit administration is also wild.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing like a 16 hour derby day to cleanse the soul.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

submitted 15 days ago • 353 comments

please stop bringing Ye's trash from Over There to Over Here

submitted 16 days ago • 90 comments

"Protecting children" my left nutsack...

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Every night before bed I take a pill so that, hopefully, I won't be depressed when I wake up. Every morning I hop on this device and just flush that money down the drain because points around fucking hell.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

a blocklist specifically for people who say shit like "drumpf" and "SCROTUS" and "elmo" when talking about serious politic issues

submitted 17 days ago • 197 comments

I can not stress how much this also includes your not at all cleverly disguised calls for violence against elected officials. I get it but keep that shit offline. You absolute numbskulls.