How does trending work? Do you have to put a hashtag for something to trend? You are going to find a lot of new user don’t under this type of platform. We are elderly and have never used Twitter or anything other than FB. Wouldn’t it be better to educate us than insult us?
you making one post using his name or any other keyword isn't going to make it trend. lots of people have to be talking about something for it to be trending
Sometimes I say something other than Trump because of all the filters not wanting to see his name. I don't say ... those things... though. Feels very Twittery.
I mean, if someone set up a filter for that it's probably because they don't want to see his name. Trying to evade the filters is kinda lame, let people tune out if they want
Except we are doing it now because Drumpy just signed an executive order banning us from doing it. So… block me if you music but Felon Musk and Donny Duckweed can suck it! I’ll be misspelling their names eternally!
It’s literally the same length as elon, he’s the only guy named elon, we all know who you’re talking about when you say elon. There are genuinely more people named elmo than elon.
I propose a bipartisan solution that includes covfefe, Cheetolini, muskrats, Elmo, rePUKElicans, etc alongside demonrats, democraps, Obummer, Killary; basically a cringe political euphemism and portmanteau nuclear block option
Here’s the thing, cait: whenever I say “Donald Trump”, I am reminded of the reality of my political situation, and since I have no means of understanding the chaos or how to respond, I come up with silly lil’ names so the whole thing becomes less real to me 😜
There's somebody who keeps calling the IDF the IOF and I'm like Jesus fucking Christ, the reason that we have words for things is that so we all know what we're talking about
Just wanna get it out there that no one should block me for doing this I'm not being twee I just have fat thumbs, autocorrect is a piece of shit, and I sure as shit am not gonna bother proofreading a post otherwise I am God's perfect foul boy
When people do this shit on Reddit of all places, probably the most depraved community this side of 8Chan, it screams they are 14 years old and their mommy told them they can't cuss until they're 20
i got into a really bad habit of typing "fkn" bc of threads and its been SO hard to break it now that my predictive text has learned it 😔 im ashamed, but im trying!!!
See that is okay if ur phone just does it but like people acting like there’s a curse word sensor but then post something that is worse than words like 😿
Yeah someone was on her saying some shit and said chicks with dicks something like shit welcome to fucking hell now you biggot fuck just a big kick me sign
This list is fire. I drive too much satisfaction being mean to shitlibs, but I actually don't want to see the much unless it's to be mean to them and this helps my sad pathetic, but enjoyable hobby.
Can we at least say Elongated Muskrat?
or Soggy Cheeto Bunker Baby?
It's just a cortisol(?) dampener so I don't get literal stress headaches when talking about these infuriating national threats.
Felt like I was the only one who gets super irritated by that. Maybe not even because matters are “serious” as much as it’s just so… basic. Same brainwave level as MAGA rage. Immediately can’t take someone seriously.
I only use Elongated Muskrat because it tastes good and reminds me of a really good rage song by Penelope Scott, but I can see how you would hate liberals using right wing internet tactics
I carried over using Elmo from the old place simply because using the actual name (or any reference to computer currency keywords) led to a flood of bots
This is why we need a universal block list. I hate muting Elmo because the little red guy is delightful, it’s not his fault. He doesn’t deserve to suffer.
😂 to those chickenshit cowardly tough talking libruls blaming everything on Trump and not their complicity in genocide, I respond ssssskkkkrrrrrrrrreeeeeecçcchhhhhh 😂
I thought the only reason people were doing that for Elon was that he was searching mentions of his own name in twitter. Or that his bots army would get sucked on you if it was negative. We don't need to do that here
Credit where it's due, I don't think he brought it back in later episodes. I'm willing to bet that he & the rest of the creative staff immediately went "eh, this bit sucks, actually" and abandoned it
That is just below "everything that doesn't explicitly line up with my poorly-examined political beliefs is a Russian psyop" on my list of social media annoyances.
Yeah, it's a good try but it will never work bc these kinds of people are immune to introspection or growth so you're wise to save your time and just send them into the Poaster's Void
I know. It's just frustrating because it's so obvious that it is hateful. Sometimes I have a hard time grasping why other people don't see that they are being horrible.
i think it is, like why are you making cutesy little toe sock ass nicknames out of one of the worst humanitarian crises in our entire lifetime what's WRONG with people
Gaza is not even the Worst Humanitarian crisis of current time.
Sudan has 8million people displaced. Tens of millions who need emergency relief now.
But everyone focuses on Gaza because it involves a U.S ally and it's something to protest.
I mean, for all I know the US is backing one of the sides in that other conflict and I am just unaware of it, and if it is let me know because I won't shut up about it. Otherwise I'm going to say US intervention is still something to be completely skeptical about
Wow, literacy must be hard.
I said how I don't want to be reminded of something devastating before engaging in escapism.
It's a bill burr reference where he joked about telling his friend he was molested right before they watch a movie.
You people and your pathetic "gotcha" moments.
it is annoying but i think it originates at least in part from people trying to get around block or soft-block algorithms on twitter and meta. Though it probably doesn’t work.
Some people can’t stand to keep saying and reading those nausea-inducing names. I’ve wrestled with that myself, though recently landing mostly on the “just suck it up and use the hated names” side.
I read for content. If the style doesn’t fit my taste, I ignore that in favor of content.
Can i ask for a carveout specifically for myself because i am pretty sure i have written dondal trimp a few times but i’m not doing it because i think it’s funny or owning him somehow i just have very big fingers and an iphone se and do not care enough to fix my typos
I’m sure if just one more person says (get this), elongated muskrat, then he’s going to take a boring company flame thrower and pull the trigger point blank on his own head on live tv
IMHO, there's nothing wrong with those. 1st, gallows humor is a known coping mechanism. If we didn't laugh, all we'd do is cry. 2nd, nicknames like "drumpf" actually get under the skin of our opponents. "Weird" drove them nuts. 3rd, typing out the actual names of these evil people feels gross.
The reason "weird" worked so well is because it challenged their behavior & beliefs - cons thrive on the idea that they are the normal ones, and "weird" directly called that into question.
"Drumpf" and "Cheeto" et al. are surface-level digs that do not do that.
My burning hatred for Elmo and my desire to use the federal government to purge him from my television is a serious issue, Cait. Down with Elmo, return to big bird
elmo is a result of muppet d.e.i, we must purge unqualified red monsters from sesame street and allow big yellow birds to return to their rightful place
i will prove to you that kermit is a perverse pederast
think about how he draggs around his little nephew! he's like michael jackson, that kid is not safe.
and miss piggy? she's his beard, but she doesn't know it. that's why they have such a tumultuous relationship.
recently you watched muppet treasure island right? you think capitain kermit brought a kid on a ship and /only/ used his authority to steal the map from an venerable child?
why do you think he opposed tim curry from being a supportive adult in young jim's life? he wanted between those thighs
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Brb, esophagus
The people taking politicians seriously are the issue
like what you got against turnips?
basically just posting a huge sign that says "please block me, im a disgustingly evil person" 😒😒😒
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:u2zjvwiyyiezc6hlxypomtj4/lists/3k7wvgxrwyw27
10/10 Zhuge does good work
(The best character on Discovery, for my money, but that's a Wars name, not a Trek name.)
or Soggy Cheeto Bunker Baby?
It's just a cortisol(?) dampener so I don't get literal stress headaches when talking about these infuriating national threats.
What I know is that you are weak and your bloodline will not survive the winter.
Sesame Street didn't get renewed and his name was ruined by libs in the same year. Poor guy's having a rough patch, I hope he's ok.
Red state trash? That’s a blocking
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- way too many people in the replies
ok i’m gonna go cut my eyes out and then thumbs off (the other way around would be difficult).
Wait, no.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:juminc7tmx2q6qkujkrdrf5z/lists/3lc232immbu2o
It just reminds me of 90s video game magazines being like GREYSTATION POO
Trudeau: TruDope, TruDumb
Pierre Poilievre: PoiLIEvre, PeePee
Easy access to the Internet was a bad idea.
I don't know if #resistance bots are a thing, but I've begun to suspect they are.
the good suggestions are missing
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rjcq3invzsnivr37r6a2newj/lists/3lbqiupwcbj2p
So far, nope!
I can live with my typo, the edit button cause can piss off.
(Tbf that might be a bot)
protecting my peace by muting them all
still a crime
Sudan has 8million people displaced. Tens of millions who need emergency relief now.
But everyone focuses on Gaza because it involves a U.S ally and it's something to protest.
But that's not what I'm responding about.
I said how I don't want to be reminded of something devastating before engaging in escapism.
It's a bill burr reference where he joked about telling his friend he was molested right before they watch a movie.
You people and your pathetic "gotcha" moments.
fuckers
THE FUCK
https://bsky.app/profile/sloanefragment.bsky.social/post/3lgojmfijyk2m
I read for content. If the style doesn’t fit my taste, I ignore that in favor of content.
Just feels fun coming out my thumbs
Do they? Libs have been doing it for nearly a decade and nothing seems to have come of it.
"Drumpf" and "Cheeto" et al. are surface-level digs that do not do that.
think about how he draggs around his little nephew! he's like michael jackson, that kid is not safe.
and miss piggy? she's his beard, but she doesn't know it. that's why they have such a tumultuous relationship.
why do you think he opposed tim curry from being a supportive adult in young jim's life? he wanted between those thighs
Would subscribe
Call them Mango Mussolini & Elmo or any insult possible
Making fun of assholes in power is the EASIEST way to take away the seriousness THEY (fascists) abuse to legitimize themselves
“Hitler’s only got one ball…” is a dumb song, with serious intent!
Yeah? How's that been working out so far?
-- some shit thats even more aggravating