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Recovering burnt-out educator. Enby slop/Cybert*uck-death-enjoyer/#LFGM/Yacht Rock snob/watch Sneakers (1992)/wooder ice and shorti enthusiast/science fiction lover/Tikkun Olamnik [not derogatory]/shitposter/Jeopardy bronze medalist
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chat is it good for a dictionary to be mad at you

submitted 2 hours ago • 235 comments

“Democrats are the minority. There’s not much they can do” Sure sure orrrrrrr You can recall the amount of hell raising shit and obstruction the GOP did when THEY WERE THE MINORITY PARTY.

submitted 3 hours ago • 5 comments

you guys heard Elon, he wants 5 bullets. Yep. Five bullets.

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

does the guy who delivers my fucking mail have to put up with this? there's lint from my dryer filter with more sense than this fuck.

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

The Trump regime's segregationist agenda is clear. I argue that having a Black man as president of white America enraged a portion of this country so much, that they decided to destroy any pipeline to Black advancement in academia, government, & workplaces. karenattiah.substack.com/p/trumps-seg...

submitted 10 hours ago • 222 comments

me: good morning Killbot killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie me: smoothie please killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow

submitted 1 day ago • 122 comments

A restaurant that just serves all the different kinds of bread and they have a collection of fine spreads and luxurious oils. Its called bread bar and you cant come in unless youre clinically depressed

submitted 407 days ago • 6 comments

he looks like he should be wearing a straw hat and holding an oversized lollipop

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

People who say the U.S. has never had gulags or programs are, once again, erasing Black people from American history.

submitted 2 days ago • 57 comments

You actually never have to hand out to Mike fucking Pence. These people are going to be talking about how great Trump was in a decade I swear to God. They just love redeeming theocratic, homophobic, transphobic, racist monsters. It's their favorite thing to do.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 29 comments

Yeah but this might be the only good thing he does, albeit completely by accident

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

it's absolutely wild to shitpost about yourself being a king of a country whose entire foundational story of itself is centered on overthrowing the last person who deigned to call himself king on these shores

submitted 3 days ago • 140 comments

Sending $30 to the Democrats so they can draft the “Hey, You Can’t Do That!” bill that never leaves committee because they left their only copy on the bus.

submitted 9 days ago • 10 comments

Conservapedia keeps deleting my "irrelevant" Diamante Fabuloso page, even though the article clearly explains it is the name of the gigantic diamond angel President Donald Trump is currently giving birth to at Walter Reed Medical Center. I am hiding in a supply closet. I can hear his contractions.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment