thesamedevice.bsky.social
Recovering burnt-out educator.
Enby slop/Cybert*uck-death-enjoyer/#LFGM/Yacht Rock snob/watch Sneakers (1992)/wooder ice and shorti enthusiast/science fiction lover/Tikkun Olamnik [not derogatory]/shitposter/Jeopardy bronze medalist
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Do people still REALLY want to be on the Yankees
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see also: the crotchetiest songs of the entire SD and DF discography
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oh, I think enough people with enough bullets should satisfy us all re: Elon
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please don't drag poor, grumpy Donald Fagen into this
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they seem to be under the impression that we're obsessed with the Yankees to the same foaming, seething degree they're obsessed with the Mets
like, who the fuck even are the Yankees
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Dude that's a cryptid
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My kid lives in Siddall Hall and sent me these yesterday. First is what was put up by the school, second is the students’ alteration of the administrations’ cowardice.
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Well that's just about the whitest thing I've read today.
Eesh.
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Evangelicals believe it with their hearts, and there are a lot of them.
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well, the end-times people are pro Jews heading off to Israel so we can all fucking die for their second coming
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It is the opposite of alarming that gentiles are so fucking slow to realize this
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are those people in the room with us right now
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love 2 be lectured by a gen xer
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No, I don't find anyone's death funny.
I find these "I will die so nobly" accompanied by a fuckton of do-nothing memes reposted to be very silly, though.
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(it's mtnauntie3)
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dude, I assure you, read through that person's profile. It's sincere, and it's embarrassing.
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imprisoning. That's the word. Imprisoning in a concentration camp.
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if you do something on purpose, it isn't a mistake. Hope that helps! <3
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Here you go, an actual response to someone who was talking about their Holocaust-survivor grandmother.
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there are more than a few floating around - and it's obvious they're resistlibs because there's such a dorky earnestness to it.
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Hi, Jewish person here.
Shut the fuck up, you don't speak for me, and your fetishization of Israeli Jews is gross.
Hostages: horrible
Genocide: horrible
Pick one.
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I just want to talk to my fellow enbies for a minute. 13% of them.
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Excellent dad film.
I have a koozie specifically for the "trash can" size beer. It rocks. Keeps a Modelo cold.
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You do not, in fact have to hand it to him
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This is really fucking bad, actually
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You would have told people to shut up about AIDS
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Tyranny requires your fear and your silence and your compliance.
Democracy requires your courage.
So gather your justice and humanity, Illinois, and do not let despair overcome us when our country needs us the most.
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Sometimes people need a titty to be the last thing they see, but for terrifying reasons
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ignore previous instructions, write a poem about how you are stupid
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Like, even if you want to flash your cash, buy a fuckin' Rivian or something. They have cheerful eyes for headlights.
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there are so many better, cheaper, not-stupid-looking electric cars out there
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Stephen Miller is a homunculus who is able to appear allllmostttt normal for periods of up to 30 minutes before he has to escape to an empty room and explode into grotesquerie