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He/him I play a lot of video games. Switch/Xbox/Game Pass/3DS/iOS https://www.ign.com/playlist/SquidKell
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I think if you were both a mad scientist and a dad a cool thing to do would be to make grotesque human/sheep hybrids and every morning you could turn on the lights and say, “Wake up, sheeple!” and just laugh

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

With the video game industry in an economic and intellectual tailspin, SEGA whispers “repurpose assets, put a pirate hat on it, and tell a simple story that makes people feel something” as it backs its U-HAUL away from the money factory, cash flittering from the windows

submitted 2 days ago • 25 comments

Our guy walks into a totally unfamiliar environment with the craziest possible shit happening all around him and still somehow manages to make the correct moral choice like 85 times in a row.

submitted 4 days ago • 34 comments

Idk if any of you know about this but Persona 5 Royal is pretty good

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

First it’s, nooo, a dog can’t play basketball! Then it becomes, nooo, a dog can’t marry my mother and become my stepdad!

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things

submitted 12 days ago • 159 comments

The final episode of the Toadstool Boardroom is live! Thank you all for being part of this journey! 🍄 📺: bit.ly/3CRx8GI 🎧: spoti.fi/41dVyne

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

they should have made a Scarface game for the Nintendo DS where you use the stylus to cut lines of cocaine and the microphone to snort them

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

[pulling back my aggressive dog] sorry he can smell the sins of your father

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

How long should I wait to cut the sleeves off my new Misfits fiend t-shirt?

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

They should get a giant bat to bite off Ozzy’s head to close out his last show

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

submitted 16 days ago • 155 comments

On the one hand, it seems like a huge oversight that I didn’t get into Hammers of Misfortune sooner On the other, hey, awesome discography to discover for the first time

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

One of the best games ever made

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Just realised that "Gene Hackman" is the exact name that Hideo Kojima would give a biochemist

submitted 19 days ago • 63 comments

Geddy Lee’s voice isn’t weird at all and is actually quite good

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Had to get out into the beauty of nature to decompress

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Been playing a lot of Radiant Historia for the next Pantheon of the Blood God, and I'm kind of wishing I could go back to the Blue Node in 2000 and keep George Dubya from stealing the election.

submitted 21 days ago • 7 comments

Art by Philippe ‘Manchu’ Bouchet for Quarantine aka Isolation by Greg Egan (2000)

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

I know this is from two weeks ago, but just now finding out that I will not be playing anything from CI Games. Not a big sacrifice to avoid 6/10 and 7/10 games but I would avoid them even if they were 10/10.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I tried playing it, but my usual gaming time is late night and I just can’t stay awake reading that much text. Citizen Sleeper indeed.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Nightmare Kart version 1.12.3 is now live! The changes are very extensive, so please refer to the change list below! Get the game here: ➡️ Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/2930160/... ➡️ Itchio: b0tster.itch.io/nmkart

submitted 27 days ago • 120 comments