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squirrellee.bsky.social
🍉🌿🏳️‍🌈 Xennial autistic she/her. Linguistics, literature, leftism, games, media, metal, football & general nerd shit. Happily partnered. Used to be in a band. APS, CPSU ✊️ Naarm ❤️💛🖤
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My dream job is to be a gargoyle spitting rainwater away from the foundation of a cathedral

submitted 541 days ago • 6 comments

I’d be kinda pissed if someone poured some sugar on me

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

When the Dark Tranquillity support's vocalist screams, "Are you ready for Dark Tranquillity? And are you ready to JOIN YOUR UNIONNNNNN???" And I'm abruptly sexually aroused 🫦

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Midweek melodeath gig time, vibing myself

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Hypothesis: Children don't hate bread crusts, they hate the lack of spreads and/or toppings being adequately spread all the way to and over the crusts in order for the crusts to be as texturally and flavourfully pleasant as the rest of the bread. In this essay I will

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

have u tried bleeding on a contract written in an unknown language about it?

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

i'm so close to standing on the side of the road barefoot wearing a sandwich board that says the end is nigh, like i'm just looking for the right hat at this point

submitted 5 days ago • 50 comments

Very convenient for the ruling class how the individualism of much of western culture prevents the poors from using their one true power... greater numbers

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

“With great power comes taking no responsibility or accountability” DJT

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

might tell a cis straight man he's so old for his maturity

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Not a fan of having physical attributes so for the next few weeks I've decided to become intangible. I'll respond to your emails when I return to my corporeal form.

submitted 8 days ago • 10 comments

smoking parliaments is catholic coded cuz that is what the og guy fawkes did

submitted 86 days ago • 2 comments

The only problem with people being happy to see you is when they want to talk to you, but you're in the middle of creating an 80-component page and also autistic

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

i like my heights wuthering and my idiots blithering

submitted 11 days ago • 14 comments

I got things to ignore and people to avoid.

submitted 13 days ago • 14 comments

Me watching Vera: Mrs Bennett, you don't have time to solve murders! You have FIVE DAUGHTERS to marry off

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

i'm not unpopular on Bluesky, i'm "niche"

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

*eats whole wheel of laughing cow cheese in one go* who's laughing now bitch

submitted 10 days ago • 9 comments

Licking my fingers in KFC, irritated I'm proving the slogan

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Find you a man who looks at you like that one orc looks at that other orc before he says, "The age of men is over; the time of the orc has begun"

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I just can't decide if I'm angrier at all the evil or the willful idiocy

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I'm such a good friend. If your phone doesn't ring, that's me.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

It might be a problem that the app i use to relax with jokes is also the depressing news firehose

submitted 21 days ago • 5 comments

This might get me cancelled, but I think lightly-toasted bread is texturally indistinguishable from stale bread

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

Big day for the venn diagram of Victorian serial killer buffs and Sweeney Todd fans

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

The secret to happiness: 1. Live in house with aircon 2. Live in house with people who agree with you regarding when and what temperature the aircon needs to be on 3. Fried potatoes

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Matildas captain Sam Kerr has left court relieved after proving that the forward once again didn’t miss. Full article here: chaser.com.au/sport/sam-ke...

submitted 17 days ago • 12 comments

Sam Kerr today Luigi tomorrow ✊️

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Due to shrinkflation, each bag of dicks is now 10% more air.

submitted 18 days ago • 6 comments

This smirk means, "Aha, yes, you forbade me from editing the source html, but I note you said nothing to proscribe deleting the content, recoding it from scratch and pasting it in all clean and correct and better than the clunky RTE could do on its best day"

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

I want you all to know that every time I'm standing outside the office I read this as "Cunting Communities"

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I can't believe you're making me go to the office today instead of letting me play Civ 7 in a robe and eat crisps Rude smh

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Starting a podcast about Kellogg's weird anti-masturbation cult and calling it "Cereal"

submitted 143 days ago • 3 comments