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squishytoys.bsky.social
Just a random asexual dildo maker who makes more food shaped dildos than is reasonable. Next Drop: Thursday 12/19 at 8:15pm est somethingsquishytoys.com
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May I present the Fig Leaf. A low profile packer/grinder. Brutal critiques welcome. I need to remake the mold and I’m not super sure if I want to tweak the design at all while I’m at it. Can’t tell if it actually looks like a fig leaf or if the proportions should be tweaked.

Drop is live :)

Here ye, here ye! I need whoever buys the match to my squish to please let me know so that I can make endless jokes about how we share a brain! 🧠

Ever wondering if you ordered a custom and it's cursed and it had to be repoured multiple times? Just check my drops after you ordered lol. All of these were failed pours or off-pours from customs XD Drop tonight at 8:15pm est ;)

So @funkittoys.bsky.social and I are doing a thing for fun where we alternate releasing new models each week. Last week they revamped their glorious couch model. Tomorrow I’ll be releasing something that was requested several times when I was bending at FWA last time. Any guesses what it will be?

In tomorrow’s drop, there is a single 1 off toy that will be available. It won’t be produced again as per the agreement with the person who commissioned it, but I was allowed to sell the extra pours they didn’t want. This is the only extra. Extra soft, large/xl size.

Drop Thursday at 8:15pm est. Pre-Shop will go up earlier that day at some unspecified time/whenever I get things uploaded. No idea what will be available XD

Got some new/revived goodies for ya on this fine Friday. Smaller cookies, larger armadillo is back, large bunny had a working mold, long John is now in squishy form.

Lesbian pride markers anyone?

Question : Is 'pennetratable' an actual word? Spell check tells me no, but my heart tells me yes... I know 'penetrable' is a thing, but to me that's more the context of 'we've penetrated the walls of the enemy fortress!' and not 'a thing with a hole for a peen to go in'??? What do you call them??

Valentines Day Sale? 14% off all pre-made stock through the weekend. No code needed! (I legit only remembered it was valentines day because someone at a hotel I was calling said it lol)

Still repacking. Still digging the look lol. I think I’m maybe 1/3 of the way through all my bins. And my wash bins are both FULL so whenever there’s a drop, there’s gonna be some goodies 😉

My custom chewelry from @squishytoys.bsky.social just arrived! They turned out great and I'm so happy with them!

It looks like I’m selling candles now that everything isn’t in giant bags 😂💀

Slowly but surely getting things rebagged while prepping for a show tomorrow. I think I’m about 1/3 of the way through the non-squishies 😅 Getting some really quality book on tape time in lol.

HUGE shoutout to @fab.toys for just… randomly making my barcode generator program in a day after I casually asked them about bar codes and then helping me install it on my website. Go check them out :D They make the fun things! (They’re based in Europe)

Shrink bags save like… 20% of the bin space compared to zip tops which is incredible 😂 And it just looks better 😆

The learning curve with these bags is real 💀 It took me about an hour to bag just the small ducks 😭 They look cute though 😏

SALE ENDING TOMORROW! NOW 30% OFF! I'm like 98% done with the repackaging prep, so tomorrow I'll start rebagging everything and the sale will go down at midnight.