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squishytoys.bsky.social
Just a random asexual dildo maker who makes more food shaped dildos than is reasonable. Next Drop: Thursday 12/19 at 8:15pm est somethingsquishytoys.com
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Me legitimately now wanting to make a) aquarium/fish themed packers B) piles of trash for cleaning days C) a ceramic packer for pottery classes Ngl though I love the packer style as a type of secret accessory though. That’s so fun!
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I had actually considered that and might do that for future designs. I was just in a rush lol
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It has been added to my list :) Thanks for the explanation!
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What is a null packer? Just a thing that doesn’t look like abstract or realistic genitals??
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Absolutely no idea. I just made them yesterday 😂 probably similar to the cost of other packers in my shop though.
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Basically a lump of (in this case) silicone people can rub on for external stimulation :)
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They look like orchids in the thumbs!
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(Also don't feel bad about this lol. It's just be being a goober most of the time). Here's some more just from this drop XD And I keep dropping Cans onto spike-boards so I have several that are unsellable because impaled, but I'm just going to use them as displays at shows lol
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It's not been formally established or anything, it seems like we just both like making insane things lol
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Same I think. Maybe. Tomorrow is pretty normal lol
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This might turn into a battle of the cursed items. I’m honestly not sure 😂 It’s gonna be fun though lol
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I am so deeply obsessed with all your stuff. It would be wasted on me functionally, but I love all the colors and sporkles so much ❤️❤️
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The form also seems to be down as of a few days ago and now when I just checked (but was working when first posted because I got a submission in)
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I plan on doing some double sided ones eventually once I figure out a good shape for the sucker :) I can’t tell from the drawing if that’s different from what you were thinking of
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I also tried to make a suction cup harness adaptor but it was one of the worst molds I’ve literally ever made and I need to redo it because 😬 It did hold itself on my aquarium though. Barely.
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I’m totally not going to change that now because it’s way too much time, but that is absolutely the thing I’d change over night now that I know and never just say anything about it just for the giggles/to see who would notice 😂
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Aww thanks so much ❤️❤️ it’s always nice to know the stuff I make is in a good home!
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Fair enough lol. Today I have learned a thing 😂
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I think my brain did to penetrants what it did to neopolitain (which is why my one ice cream color is called Napoleon on my website 💀). Apparently I just like making up words 😂
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Isn’t onahole a specific brand/copyrighted though? That’s honestly interesting though because I kind of forget that term existed lol
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This is… on my list of things to possible make.
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Nsrs??
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Someone def bought it, so I assume it was you lol. Hope you like it!! It’s super cool in person and one of my favorite recent pours ❤️
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I’m so glad you like them ❤️ I had more fun than I should have doing the cup pattern lol
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Look how pretty my labels are 😭😭😭😭😭 And I think I can actually use the Zettle pos app to do inventory management so I don’t need an extra plug-in which is sweet. Only a few more days of me doing “look at my pretty bag!” Posts. I promise 😂
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It’s satisfying until your thing runs out of labels and you can’t find new ones. Mine beeps the WHOLE TIME it’s open or empty 😂 I felt like a maniac in an arcade when I was done though 😂😂
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Lorge! I have some epax machines and am very much a fan. Tbh I mostly like I can get all the replacement parts on their website 😅 Good luck with the new toys :)
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And I couldn’t fit branding on my new labels so I got stickers to live in whatever toys they physically fit in. So I hope people like stickers 😅
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Why is your painting so perfect 😮😮😮😮😮😮
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Honestly I have no idea. I think I’ve heard insurance doesn’t usually cover full hystos as the default sterilization method, but it never hurts to ask about it! Just get the CPT code and look through your docs to see about coverage
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…can compromise on. You can’t have half a kid. I straight up told my bf “look if you change your mind about kids we’re done because that is not a thing I can/want to do”. The pressure people put on peeps with uteri is absolutely wild. I get it from my family sometimes. And strangers which 😬😬