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Abandoned by my natural family and raised by tardigrades, I eventually grew too big to live in our shower gel bottle cap and had to say goodbye to loved ones for a second time.
I now run a successful business dancing for food outside Londis.
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He also does circuit training and pigeon fancying.
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It's 40 times more slippery than Weaponised Diarrhoea.
And 40 times tastier.
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*As long as it's wearing asbestos underpants
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At least that's a tad reassuring and the road back isn't as mountainous as it at first seemed.
Can you imagine the carnage that would have ensued at this point, had Kamala Harris won by a slim margin and remaining votes were still relevant?
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You should get plenty of market penetration as long as you're able to get it in in the first place.
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To be a woman in Trump's inner circle, you have to be a scandal-bound conspiracist, be good looking, or ideally a mixture of both.
His new recommendation for AG just happens to be attractive.
It's beginning to look far too little like coincidence and far too much like chauvinism.
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He's also bigger than Jesus!
... except for.... well.... you know...
... down there.
JC was hung like a Baboon, apparently.
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That nice, warm room probably smells like the kind of follow-through produced by newborns and poodles that shiver a lot.
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Hanging's too good for him, I'd say! 😡