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srsbryzness.bsky.social
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This is cool as hell

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Your daily reminder that the U.S. Postal SERVICE is a service that is designed to benefit taxpayers and not a business that should be expected to turn a profit.

submitted 2 days ago • 285 comments

This kid runs circles around the reporter

submitted 3 days ago • 394 comments

Chat, is this normal?

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

submitted 4 days ago • 40 comments

ok now we got entering *and* leaving the room all covered

submitted 8 days ago • 32 comments

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets

submitted 5 days ago • 601 comments

I can't remember if I shared this, but I'm coaching baseball for the first time ever this spring. One of our players has hit 86.7% grounders going into our game last Saturday, so I proposed a bet with him.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Aaron Judge has 3.5 WAR, at FanGraphs It's May 4 IT'S MAY 4

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

Sunday Sillies: Schroedinger's Dumpster edition

submitted 8 days ago • 10 comments

This is one of the best ads I have ever seen and I can’t believe I missed it

submitted 9 days ago • 179 comments

Pronouncing Pirates like Pilates just to confuse all my mateys

submitted 13 days ago • 15 comments

Heliot Ramos's walk-off, Little League home run Heliot Ramos ends the game for the Giants with a little league home run, Giants win 3-2

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Mango Headache

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Crediting the Yankees for the invention of the torpedo bat is Little Tikes erasure. @ewpod.bsky.social

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

THE TARP MONSTER STRIKES AGAIN!

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

you tuck your kids into bed & kiss them goodnight before heading to your room. you kiss your wife & relish the smell of her hair as you cuddle her & fall asleep but a voice startles you awake “SIMULATION TERMINATED SIMULATION TERMINATED” you open your eyes to find yourself at monsters incorporated

submitted 17 days ago • 7 comments

Of all my students to write "haha" next to the number 69 on a math assignment, why is it the quiet girl in the class?

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

[David Attenborough watching me trying to chase down an ice cream truck in my flip flops] Astounding.

submitted 18 days ago • 6 comments

Oneil Cruz hit a 463 foot HR to center in Anaheim 🫡

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

democrats need to call this shit what it is: Weird

submitted 20 days ago • 39 comments

@pmcdougl.bsky.social A good example why position players lob their pitches around 40 mph or less.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

it will be interesting to find out who will win

submitted 22 days ago • 62 comments

Acuña Jr---who is absolutely 1000% correct--deleted this tweet calling out manager Brian Snitker for treating a white outfielder differently. That it was up for 40 minutes is a miracle.

submitted 22 days ago • 7 comments

on 4/20? smh

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Jaden McDaniels zone-busting pull-up midrange jumper

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

Smart of the Rays to put a long snapper at shortstop, hell of a double play after review

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

The pitch perfectly following the ad track is 🤌🏼 (h/t @kutterisking.bsky.social)

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

I can not stop laughing at Pete Alonso running. what the hell even is that.

submitted 23 days ago • 422 comments

You don't want to be on the receiving end of a CRASH. Francisco Lindor's walk-off from the SNY truck.

submitted 24 days ago • 28 comments

Legit the best thing any Dem has done to date in response to Trump and it happened because he cared more about serving his constituents than public polling about immigration.

submitted 25 days ago • 82 comments

Shelly-Ann racing in her kid's Parents Day race at the school is the funniest thing I've seen all week LMAO

submitted 25 days ago • 200 comments

why do all my “irl” friends want to talk about viral tiktoks and work drama and not geraldo perdomo’s wrc+

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments